I would just like to say

[Hippo]

Appi new yeers eve eve.

Ah fergetted ter teld yer me pad lock seized yesterday anorl. Be lucky eye adda nuvva.

 

[My Old Landy]

It's bright and sunny in Brighton

 

[derwendolly]

Mild, cloudy BUT dry 'ere in Wales.

 

[Shimsteriom]

It's very gloomy outside, I'll need to turn some lights on if it gets any darker.

 

[Hippo]

Eye be int bnq. Yer gorra buy 5 strips fer 34 sovs un it be 20mm fick, not 22 witch is worreye want or 21 as advertised. So am ofter wickes ter avva nuvva look un take me tape measurer this time. They gorrit fer 25sovs for 4 strips un it be int side anorl.

 

[derwendolly]

I never thought that buying floor boards would be so complicated! Try a reclamation yard.

 

[Wimblowdriver]

I never thought that buying floor boards would be so complicated! Try a reclamation yard.

Never take old timber into your house, you might be importing wood worms n beetles n fings that like to eat your house.

 

[derwendolly]

Never take old timber into your house, you might be importing wood worms n beetles n fings that like to eat your house.

Good job I don't 'ave any floor boards, then!

 

[Hippo]

Am int wickes unnit be gud news. Flower buds be 21mm fick. Eye be gerrin um.

 

[Hicap phill]

Good evening. Unsure where I am it’s dark...
(But I’m heading to London from kings Lynn if that’s any good)

 

[Hicap phill]

@Hippo
Why not pull up all the floor boards in 1 room/landing.(where ever them pipes were & no doors open onto them as saves chopping doors down to)
This way the replacements will be fine and you have old spare replacements

 

[Henry_b]

'Twas a lovely day today!

 

[Hippo]

I never thought that buying floor boards would be so complicated! Try a reclamation yard.

It beer nurv rakin time pickin un buyin flower buds. @DevonGuy will teld yer.

Av gorrum ome un they be lay flat ont carpet ter see if they bend. Eye as tried one ter see if they be right fickness un they be ok.

 

[Hippo]

@Hippo
Why not pull up all the floor boards in 1 room/landing.(where ever them pipes were & no doors open onto them as saves chopping doors down to)
This way the replacements will be fine and you have old spare replacements

Gud eye dear but i only need about 4 lengths. Some be cut up ter just cover between one setter joysts.

 

[Hippo]

Just puttin this ere ter remember. Sale.

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[Hippo]

Nite

 

[Hicap phill]

Morning...

 

[DevonGuy]

Us boys bleev it be mornin, us can't say proper as the dark still be out. When zun cums out us will know fer sure.
If zun cums out then us boys zay appy gude mornin ter yer all.

 

[derwendolly]

Dark, very dark BUT dry! Wee dog out with Mr Banana this mornin' so 'e's 'appy.
Big 'un's in bed and so am I - with me cuppa.

 

[Hippo]

Eye isser wake