I would just like to say

Hicap phill said:

its took her 6 months to realise the cooker was broke.

also I have a gcse in home economics/cookery. Was banned from metal work.

(I think she may cook me a dinner tommorow as we now have a new cooker)

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Looking at the mess the Gov, have made over the NC, you did well out of your education and can be said to be one of the very lucky ones.

B*llocks ter new yeer

Eye put sum meal wurms oot ter nite un hung around but nowt append. 10 minutes later eye wur lookerin oot french door un me Bobbin were avvin er baff. It be 16:26 so gerrin dark. Think he flowed oft when ah moved but eye were struglin ter see im. Went tup stairs un looked oot winda un he be backer few minutes later ont slabs avvin me wurms. Eye be peased ter elp the little fella.

We is being bommed.

Duck'n'cover

Ssshhh I’m trying to sleep here

All quiet on the southern front atm

My Old Landy said:

All quiet on the southern front atm

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That's comforting

Happy new year everyone!

That’s it I’m awake...
Happy new year to the extended family

@Hippo
Stay under the blanket... it will soon be over(the fireworks)

Appi Noo Year Evvybudy!

Eye wurra sheep int chair un the bombing started. If yer count one two free for five... As quick as yer can un keep going that be ow fast the bombs be droppin. Bastids.

Eye ops me bobbin be ok.

Appi wotsit
Nite

Us boys ev survived the air raid: us wuz tempted ter return fire but resisted fru sheer willpower.
Us wishin all us frens a gude year in the 2020, even them as is too unenlightened to av a Freelander. May yer axle stands be secure an yer spanners dry an warm.

Happy Noo Year! Not a sight or sound of a simgle firework 'ere I'm pleased to say.
No difference 'ere, the wee one's out with Mr Pea BUT the big did go out for a quick piddle although he is now back in 'is bed - as I am, with me cuppa.

Ah can't sea anyfink new. It wurra con.

Mornin pips.
Tratter goes in for her op tomorrow, need to break out the pressure washer.
I think is rude to give your mekanik a durdy veehickle
Then down to the beach to watch the silly sods jumpin in the sea for charity.