I would just like to say

[Hippo]

Shreddies

 

[Hippo]

Ah might spoil meself and av some toast anorl

 

[Turktowner]

Mornin peeps. SWMBO has informed me that we're going to Argos to buy some new hair straightnererers.
So much for no more bloody shopping.

 

[DevonGuy]

Ah might spoil meself and av some toast anorl

Just ad me toast. Trouble is, tiddun nuff. I can feel an egg comin on.

 

[Oldseadog]

Just seen one of me childhood toys ont tell. Twas me first 4x4 and it had a winch anorl. Looks a bit like a Freelander.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Robo-Machine-BanDai-Robot-Winch-Truck-Toyota-Hilux-4WD-1984/132875622297

Vats a proper Ota, an a toy one anorl.
Just fink, 2 days ago da sun 'died' an it'll be reborned agin in 2 days time!
Good innit!!

 

[Oldseadog]

Mornin.
whats for breakfast?

Bacon butties in abart a howwer.

 

[Hippo]

Just ad me toast. Trouble is, tiddun nuff. I can feel an egg comin on.

Poached or scrambled?

 

[Hicap phill]

Off to take friends child on a driving lesson.
These are always fun.

Oh I ended up with Frosties

 

[Oldseadog]

Just ad me toast. Trouble is, tiddun nuff. I can feel an egg comin on.

Phart phodder!!

 

[DevonGuy]

Poached or scrambled?

he'll be a scrambler. mubbe a brace.

 

[DevonGuy]

Phart phodder!!

Tis indeed. Bedder art than in, I say.

 

[Hippo]

When ah was a nipper ah din't like certain chocolate. Like the strawberry, orange and coffee chocolates int tins like roses. Now I is all growed up ah can eat them all now. But not the coffe ones as they is still orrible.

 

[DevonGuy]

When ah was a nipper ah din't like certain chocolate. Like the strawberry, orange and coffee chocolates int tins like roses. Now I is all growed up ah can eat them all now. But not the coffe ones as they is still orrible.

Tis tru. Coffee 'em sticks in they be instant, an Morrisons value instant 'norl.

 

[Hippo]

Chocolates with coffe in em should carry an elf warning

 

[DevonGuy]

Chocolates with coffe in em should carry an elf warning

Agreed. Uz'll put it ter Parlymint. That'll give lazy buggers some more ter squeal abart.

 

[Hippo]

Tas stopped raining but looks like it wants to start again

 

[DevonGuy]

Tas stopped raining but looks like it wants to start again

Still rennin yer. Uz buys be werrin uz hats.

 

[Hicap phill]

Back for dinner. I'm still alive.

 

[Oldseadog]

Back for dinner. I'm still alive.

Iz yer shoer boot that?
Wotcher avvin?

 

[Hicap phill]

Salami,coleslaw & crips followed up with Chocky biscuits. Why does the mrs send me pics & ask if forgot something.
Ppffttt no faith