I would just like to say

[Hicap phill]

Been shopping. Well the mrs needs to eat while I'm away from Christmas Day

 

[DevonGuy]

Been shopping. Well the mrs needs to eat while I'm away from Christmas Day

Don't spoil her too much. They just get tearful. You can get stonking great bags of crisps at this time of year. Lots of Red Bull will keep her awake for the cleaning.

 

[Hippo]

Am slowly fallin asleep. Got to get up early fer food shoppin int morning.

 

[Hippo]

Night

 

[Hicap phill]

Mornin

 

[Turktowner]

Mornin. Last load of shopping before Christmas today, I hope.

 

[DevonGuy]

Tis shoppin day doan yer, norl. Need ter be to market afor the Big Trolley Women else tis A&E wiv broken ankles. Them wimmins dunt unnerstan how uz buys do suffer.

 

[Hippo]

Ah bin food shopping already. Walking in at 6:30am. Quick lap of the shop and job done. Was stood int queue and they opened up the self service so I had a go ont that. Put me bananas through as spuds as I was thinking of me tea. So I got two lots of jackets puds ont receipt. Then ah went for a drive through country with ma hippo.

 

[DevonGuy]

Ah bin food shopping already. Walking in at 6:30am. Quick lap of the shop and job done. Was stood int queue and they opened up the self service so I had a go ont that. Put me bananas through as spuds as I was thinking of me tea. So I got two lots of jackets puds ont receipt. Then ah went for a drive through country with ma hippo.

Yer done well ter spring t' banana gambit onnem. Rispeck, bro.

 

[Hippo]

Yer done well ter spring t' banana gambit onnem. Rispeck, bro.

Ah bin hiding under the table from them

 

[DevonGuy]

Ah bin hiding under the table from them

Dunt stick yer ed out. Phil & me'll distrak the buggers.

 

[Hicap phill]

Back again from last present shopping.
40 mins from leaving home to returning.
& that includes collecting 2 pork rolls

It's safe to come out now @Hippo

 

[Hippo]

Back again from last present shopping.
40 mins from leaving home to returning.
& that includes collecting 2 pork rolls

It's safe to come out now @Hippo

Fanks. Am leaving the lights oft just int case.

 

[Hippo]

Sausage rolls are the Christmas number 1. They get my vote.

 

[Hippo]

Just seen one of me childhood toys ont tell. Twas me first 4x4 and it had a winch anorl. Looks a bit like a Freelander.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Robo-Machine-BanDai-Robot-Winch-Truck-Toyota-Hilux-4WD-1984/132875622297

 

[landowner]

watching that, just seen an atomic set with real uranium to play with

 

[Hippo]

Am watching Gordon Ramsey doing Christmas cooking. Am finking of inviting him round ont Christmas day. I'll let him oft the washing up if he does the rest.

 

[Hippo]

Merry crispmus and a nappy new year to all Freelander's and their owners, from me and ma hippo. Same to the tratterers and yer heaps.

 

[Hicap phill]

Mornin.
whats for breakfast?

 

[derwendolly]

Full proper breckers for me in the café on my annual pilgrimage to Worcester.