Evoque Why the fcuk Does this exist..

[Henry_b]

A convertible Range rover?

I'd like to find the Cock who made this.

And make him choke on his own scrotum.

It looks like a fukin toy.

I saw one in town a few days ago with some dick'ed at the wheel.

Tbh i've never laughed so hard in my life.

This kind of thing is degrading the Range Rover brand in my eyes..

Fook sake.

Why.

 

[neilly]

Looks cool don't it.

Cheers

 

[gold rover]

I thought you meant why has the ejoke been given room space on the site . Oh well at least it will keep the posuers , with their school run key fobs, out of the actual Range Rover threads....................... hopefully.

 

[Lone_Wolf]

There are billions of people on this rock and countless number of them have no taste, style or an original thought in their heads. That’s who buys one of these abortions.

 

[neilly]

I prefer it in the Burnt Orange colour scheme with red leather seats.

Hood should be colour coded in a rust shade.

Cheers

 

[flat]

i have a convertible defender......

However the ejoke with no roof looks utterly ****e

 

[DanClarke]

Only 2 words.
Money. Hairdressers.

 

[300bhp/ton]

A convertible Range rover?

I'd like to find the Cock who made this.

And make him choke on his own scrotum.

It looks like a fukin toy.

I saw one in town a few days ago with some dick'ed at the wheel.

Tbh i've never laughed so hard in my life.

This kind of thing is degrading the Range Rover brand in my eyes..

Fook sake.

Why.

Yeah convertible Land Rovers are such a new thing ffs

Get over yourself. Not a sure about dicks driving convertible Evoques. I’m more worried about the ones starting threads like this and spouting such nonsense

 

[Paul D]

I used to dislike the Evoque, but two friends, both female, have one and both are not great cars ... But, they're selling like hotcakes and this is an extension of the new brand that is keeping JLR alive with.

OK, they aren't a tratter, but they are, despite what you think, a Range Rover .. and therefore a part of the Landrover family.

 

[myfirstl322]

Get over yourself. Not a sure about dicks driving convertible Evoques. I’m more worried about the ones starting threads like this and spouting such nonsense

Could be worse, some 'on ere' go as far as to vid themselves spouting,

 

[Henry_b]

Yeah convertible Land Rovers are such a new thing ffs

Get over yourself. Not a sure about dicks driving convertible Evoques. I’m more worried about the ones starting threads like this and spouting such nonsense

I think you'll find....

I said "CONVERTIBLE RANGE ROVERS"

I am well aware there have been convertible Land Rovers since dinosaurs roamed the earth

 

[ukadamwest]

I used to dislike the Evoque, but two friends, both female, have one and both are not great cars ... But, they're selling like hotcakes and this is an extension of the new brand that is keeping JLR alive with.

OK, they aren't a tratter, but they are, despite what you think, a Range Rover .. and therefore a part of the Landrover family.

part of the family.. like the weird relative that no one likes to talk about or invite to family gatherings !

 

[Datatek]

A convertible Range rover?

I'd like to find the Cock who made this.

And make him choke on his own scrotum.

It looks like a fukin toy.

I saw one in town a few days ago with some dick'ed at the wheel.

Tbh i've never laughed so hard in my life.

This kind of thing is degrading the Range Rover brand in my eyes..

Fook sake.

Why.

The name of the game is profit and TATA are doing well unlike earlier management. I don't like it either but I bet American lady hairdressers just love it.

 

[300bhp/ton]

I used to dislike the Evoque, but two friends, both female, have one and both are not great cars ... But, they're selling like hotcakes and this is an extension of the new brand that is keeping JLR alive with.

OK, they aren't a tratter, but they are, despite what you think, a Range Rover .. and therefore a part of the Landrover family.

Personally I much prefer rugged ladder frame 4x4’s.

But the Freelander is actually a very good vehicle. The Evoque is just a more modern slightly up market version of the Freelander.

In a few years time when used prices are down. I can see the convertible Evoque making a very nice mild green laning vehicle. I think it would be lovely driving about with the roof off. Be it on the road or across the fields.

 

[Mick Guilbert]

 

[norseman]

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'Oh my God, hand me a bucket someone QUICK !!

 

[Mick Guilbert]

I think i may be a bit odd but i quite like it.

 

[wammers]

The name of the game is profit and TATA are doing well unlike earlier management. I don't like it either but I bet American lady hairdressers just love it.

A lot of British lady hairdressers also love it together with male hairdressers who bat for the other team.

 

[johnnyb70]

As to the freelander 2 being a good car rear diff failure is so common when one popped up on Gumtree i could find the right price by going on sold items on eBay for an exactly identical faulty vehicle! Why not just get them fixed ffs.
Jb

 

[JimS]

I suppose if you painted in camo and put some steelies on it. Maybe a spare on the bonnet.