Why I hate Land Rover

[Weldy]

@neilly @Iancorky

Epic fail!! By the time she got in, its fekin set like concrete with the damp .. its now blocking me bastad vents

 

[Iancorky]

 

[Weldy]

Oh!!! And she went mental as bits still got her!!!

 

[Iancorky]

Family of Ants will devour that in a few minutes and have it looking lovely

 

[Weldy]

Family of Ants will devour that in a few minutes and have it looking lovely

Foook!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Iancorky]

PS - I'm kidding about the ants, so don't go wasting your money

 

[Trench Rat]

Mission failed.

 

[blackstrat]

I came on here looking for advice however I would rather slate the car instead, it’s my way of dealing with the issue, I drive an Audi this is the wife’s car..... which I have the pleasure to care for like it’s my own

Ah an Audi driver, could I just ask then..

WHY THE FÛCK DO YOU SIT 3” BEHIND PEOPLE IN FAST TRAFFIC CLIMBING ALL OVER THE BUMPER LIKE SOME SORT OF IMPATIENT AND/OR SELF IMPORTANT FÚCKWIT? IT’S DANGEROUS, INTIMIDATING TO INNEXPERIENCED DRIVERS AND BLOODY ANNOYING FOR THE REST OF US! ALOS WHY NOT LEAVE PÍSSING ABOUT WITH YOUR IN-DASH DVD PLAYER AND THINK ABOUT ACTUALLY INDICATING ON ROUNDABOUTS SO OTHER LESS IMPORTANT PEOPLE HAVE SOME IDEA WHICH EXIT YOUR PLANNING ON OWNING? FINALLY, DRIVING EVERYWHERE AT 90 HASN’T LOOKED COOL FOR ABOUT TWENTY YEARS EVERYONE JUST THINKS YOU’RE A NOB NOW FÚCK OFF!

Good luck with the issues on your wife’s Landrover though.

 

[Turboman]

Ah an Audi driver, could I just ask then..

WHY THE FÛCK DO YOU SIT 3” BEHIND PEOPLE IN FAST TRAFFIC CLIMBING ALL OVER THE BUMPER LIKE SOME SORT OF IMPATIENT AND/OR SELF IMPORTANT FÚCKWIT? IT’S DANGEROUS, INTIMIDATING TO INNEXPERIENCED DRIVERS AND BLOODY ANNOYING FOR THE REST OF US! ALOS WHY NOT LEAVE PÍSSING ABOUT WITH YOUR IN-DASH DVD PLAYER AND THINK ABOUT ACTUALLY INDICATING ON ROUNDABOUTS SO OTHER LESS IMPORTANT PEOPLE HAVE SOME IDEA WHICH EXIT YOUR PLANNING ON OWNING? FINALLY, DRIVING EVERYWHERE AT 90 HASN’T LOOKED COOL FOR ABOUT TWENTY YEARS EVERYONE JUST THINKS YOU’RE A NOB NOW FÚCK OFF!

Good luck with the issues on your wife’s Landrover though.

Think you forgot the suicide overtaking in the pouring rain, and/or fog!

 

[Weldy]

Ah an Audi driver, could I just ask then..

WHY THE FÛCK DO YOU SIT 3” BEHIND PEOPLE IN FAST TRAFFIC CLIMBING ALL OVER THE BUMPER LIKE SOME SORT OF IMPATIENT AND/OR SELF IMPORTANT FÚCKWIT? IT’S DANGEROUS, INTIMIDATING TO INNEXPERIENCED DRIVERS AND BLOODY ANNOYING FOR THE REST OF US! ALOS WHY NOT LEAVE PÍSSING ABOUT WITH YOUR IN-DASH DVD PLAYER AND THINK ABOUT ACTUALLY INDICATING ON ROUNDABOUTS SO OTHER LESS IMPORTANT PEOPLE HAVE SOME IDEA WHICH EXIT YOUR PLANNING ON OWNING? FINALLY, DRIVING EVERYWHERE AT 90 HASN’T LOOKED COOL FOR ABOUT TWENTY YEARS EVERYONE JUST THINKS YOU’RE A NOB NOW FÚCK OFF!

Good luck with the issues on your wife’s Landrover though.

This argument is now going on in the range bit!!!
Should you have posted it there bud he's still getting on people's tits

 

[blackstrat]

This argument is now going on in the range bit!!!
Should you have posted it there bud

There’s no ‘argument’ about my rant it’s facts, I did see one driving sensibly about 2 weeks ago but that’s against the hundreds I regularly have to interact with. Fúcking bástards

 

[blackstrat]

Think you forgot the suicide overtaking in the pouring rain, and/or fog!

Didn’t forget, had to go calm down have a piece of Easter egg out the fridge mate

 

[Trench Rat]

Ah an Audi driver, could I just ask then..

WHY THE FÛCK DO YOU SIT 3” BEHIND PEOPLE IN FAST TRAFFIC CLIMBING ALL OVER THE BUMPER LIKE SOME SORT OF IMPATIENT AND/OR SELF IMPORTANT FÚCKWIT? IT’S DANGEROUS, INTIMIDATING TO INNEXPERIENCED DRIVERS AND BLOODY ANNOYING FOR THE REST OF US! ALOS WHY NOT LEAVE PÍSSING ABOUT WITH YOUR IN-DASH DVD PLAYER AND THINK ABOUT ACTUALLY INDICATING ON ROUNDABOUTS SO OTHER LESS IMPORTANT PEOPLE HAVE SOME IDEA WHICH EXIT YOUR PLANNING ON OWNING? FINALLY, DRIVING EVERYWHERE AT 90 HASN’T LOOKED COOL FOR ABOUT TWENTY YEARS EVERYONE JUST THINKS YOU’RE A NOB NOW FÚCK OFF!

Good luck with the issues on your wife’s Landrover though.

It's a Rangey

Pretty much spot on though. Was only last night driving home from work that i had some Audi Crossover right up my arse in a 30mph area, right by a speed camera. I was at about 28mph. ****er was flashing and honking as if he wanted to go faster. Right next to a speed camera, ****ing mad.

 

[Weldy]

There’s no ‘argument’ about my rant it’s facts, I did see one driving sensibly about 2 weeks ago but that’s against the hundreds I regularly have to interact with. Fúcking bástards

Lol!
But the Audi driver know has started a new thread "please can somebody help me!" ! I think your post will top it off. Copy and paste !! The blokesgetting on people's tits

 

[Turboman]

Didn’t forget, had to go calm down have a piece of Easter egg out the fridge mate

Might go and have another piece myself, take the taste of Audi's and their drivers out of my mouth.

 

[blackstrat]

It's a Rangey

Pretty much spot on though. Was only last night driving home from work that i had some Audi Crossover right up my arse in a 30mph area, right by a speed camera. I was at about 28mph. ****er was flashing and honking as if he wanted to go faster. Right next to a speed camera, ****ing mad.

Every day of the week mate every day of the week..

 

[blackstrat]

Lol!
But the Audi driver know has started a new thread "please can somebody help me!" ! I think your post will top it off. Copy and paste !! The blokesgetting on people's tits

Send a link if u like I cba

 

[Weldy]

Send a link if u like I cba

What's one of those mate! I'm thick

 

[Turboman]

The blokesgetting on people's tits

Speciality of Audi drivers, innit?

 

[blackstrat]

What's one of those mate! I'm thick

You’re not that thick mate or you’d drive an Audi