What is a "tratterer"?

[Marmaduke]

Anyway, I quite like it in here now!

Think I will move in, start an advice fred for freebies, sort out common problems.

Model by model, we will start with the 1.8 K series ones.

Commonest problem is people buy them without looking into what they are!

Suggestion! Zippo, save all the future agony!

Quite a catchy phrase that "Zippo your Hippo" a good alternative to "One life, live it" and very helpful as you say....

 

[Dartmoor Navigator]

Who the fcuk let all these filthy tratterers in the door. It's like 'having a bunch on stinky, bewellied farmers treadin' cowshĮt into yer cream deep-pile carpet and gobbling up all the sausage rolls during a family party!

 

[GrumpyGel]

I asda say, this is a larf. I hasn't larfed so much since I had me Discos.



Oh no that was cried - my mistake.

 

[GrumpyGel]

Who the fcuk let all these filthy tratterers in the door. It's like 'having a bunch on stinky, bewellied farmers treadin' cowshĮt into yer cream deep-pile carpet and gobbling up all the sausage rolls during a family party!

Eye, these bleedin Tratter boys, they is only interested in 1 fing

 

[Marmaduke]

Eye, these bleedin Tratter boys, they is only interested in 1 fing
View attachment 112654

I bet that's a shop local to wherever you live as us English tratterers don't need toys to get daisy worked up

Oh hang on a minute.....

 

[Marmaduke]

Who the fcuk let all these filthy tratterers in the door. It's like 'having a bunch on stinky, bewellied farmers treadin' cowshĮt into yer cream deep-pile carpet and gobbling up all the sausage rolls during a family party!

Us tratterers don't partake in the gobbling of sausages thankyou very much....

 

[Dartmoor Navigator]

Us tratterers don't partake in the gobbling of sausages thankyou very much....

Aha!!!

Bleddy vegans, I knew it!

 

[wammers]

You asking or telling?

Stating the obvious. Providing the courtesy lights work of course. You could possibly confirm the statement.

 

[Marmaduke]

Aha!!!

Bleddy vegans, I knew it!

You can't go eatin yer pets cousin

 

[Dartmoor Navigator]

Sun roof or factory specification escape hatch?

 

[Dartmoor Navigator]

You can't go eatin yer pets cousin

Well yer woodun't be wantin to eat yer wimmins neither. That rules out mutton as well as pork.

 

[Marmaduke]

I take it all back, maybe the doors don't fall off when you go through a puddle

 

[Marmaduke]

Well yer woodun't be wantin to eat yer wimmins neither. That rules out mutton as well as pork.

Us tratterers have proper women, the type that you could marry before the change in the law

 

[Dartmoor Navigator]

This one started rusting at the front axle first... a couple more days and it will be a small brown pile of iron filings.

 

[GrumpyGel]

I take it all back, maybe the doors don't fall off when you go through a puddle

View attachment 112660

That is a big :EDIT: puddle!

 

[Marmaduke]

This one started rusting at the front axle first... a couple more days and it will be a small brown pile of iron filings.

Even in that condition it's still worth more than your average Freelander

 

[Dartmoor Navigator]

Even in that condition it's still worth more than your average Freelander

Aha!

So this is about 'financial worth' not roadworthyness... great defence in court that is... sorry me wheels fell off up the M5 your honour... but thems worf a fair bit...

 

[Marmaduke]

Took the slitty out for a run tonight... oh what's comfortable drive....

I'm sorry to say, comparing to me Freelander is like comparing a Parker Knoll Recliner to a three legged wooden stool (with a splinter on it)

I is just sayin'

Enough said on your opinion of Freelanders.......

 

[Dartmoor Navigator]

Enough said on your opinion of Freelanders.......

It's true, alas... a shogun sport is a comfortable drive

 

[blue beasty]

Aha!

So this is about 'financial worth' not roadworthyness... great defence in court that is... sorry me wheels fell off up the M5 your honour... but thems worf a fair bit...

Every fookers gorn soft.

Beating the inner race off yer stub axle on the side of the M5 in the rain used to be a right of passage