BECM possible locked state?

[tomcat59alan]

don't be silly al ... me and tony have modified the early warning catcher !!!!! we have had you barred from aldi and we've poisoned the whisky ...... we both agreed its because of yer accent or should that be accident !!!!!!!! ho ho ho

Bloody hell Mozz , what have I done to warrent this abuse, you know I don't like cake so no need to be so nasty. I'm going to the garage now and sulk, I'm very hurt.

 

[wil2813]

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don't be silly al ... me and tony have modified the early warning catcher !!!!! we have had you barred from aldi and we've poisoned the whisky ...... we both agreed its because of yer accent or should that be accident !!!!!!!! ho ho ho

moz ive been round marks for the last hr or so i reckon the doorlatch/wiring is dead, hence no communication ie indicators not flashing when key is turned clockwise only flashing indicators anti clockwise me thinks a new door latch will sort it

 

[tomcat59alan]

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moz ive been round marks for the last hr or so i reckon the doorlatch/wiring is dead, hence no communication ie indicators not flashing when key is turned clockwise only flashing indicators anti clockwise me thinks a new door latch will sort it

He only comes online to abuse me Wil. were are you picking the RRC up from?

 

[mozz smith]

was waiting for your call back , im around tomorrow ,, check international rescue for nanocom locally ,,, new actuator wont go amiss but will probably not rectify the problem ,,, as wammy said nanocom needed . !!!!!! if I remember rightly becm and engine ecu was sorted by "rick" 2 yrs ago ???? ...ok speak tomorrow cheers for now ,,,mozz








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[wil2813]

He only comes online to abuse me Wil. were are you picking the RRC up from?

somewhere by the wirral will have comformation tomorrow al

 

[mozz smith]

have I missed something here ???? hic hic hic !!

 

[Grrrrrr]

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moz ive been round marks for the last hr or so i reckon the doorlatch/wiring is dead, hence no communication ie indicators not flashing when key is turned clockwise only flashing indicators anti clockwise me thinks a new door latch will sort it

Or replace the microswitches? I think @martyuk is back soon so he should be able to supply either, I think.

 

[tomcat59alan]

have I missed something here ???? hic hic hic !!

You miss most things Mozz, except cake.

 

[wil2813]

also key will NOT sync to remote lock,does NOT display engine disabled press remote on message centre either

 

[mozz smith]

correct al ...hope you n missus both good

 

[mark1971]

Mozz I couldn't call back as I was working on shop floor in a chemical environment Had to stay and lock up and time got away from me I'll bell you tomoz on my lunch break again...
And cheers for that will and thanks for a go in ya motor!!

 

[mozz smith]

sorry will misread the quote I thought it was mark ???? don't ask why !!!!!! anyway did you try with nano ????

 

[mark1971]

also key will NOT sync to remote lock,does NOT display engine disabled press remote on message centre either

It does display engine disabled and press remote will if you try and start it mate

 

[mozz smith]

cheers mark !!!!

 

[Grrrrrr]

And cheers for that will and thanks for a go in ya motor!!

L322?

 

[wil2813]

You miss most things Mozz, except cake.

i thougt

Mozz I couldn't call back as I was working on shop floor in a chemical environment Had to stay and lock up and time got away from me I'll bell you tomoz on my lunch break again...
And cheers for that will and thanks for a go in ya motor!!

It does display engine disabled and press remote will if you try and start it mate

oh sorry mark but we didnt get that far sadly,moz no i havnt got a nano sadly got no use for one mate except for prob a hr or so ago

 

[mozz smith]

now now grrr r u jealous ho ho ho

 

[tomcat59alan]

correct al ...hope you n missus both good

She's a bit crook after her opp, all ok until she slipped getting out of the shower. Dattered and bruised and I have an alibi. nearly typed aldi

 

[Grrrrrr]

now now grrr r u jealous ho ho ho

Not to own (as I suspect I have the more reliable car) but it would be nice to compare.

 

[wammers]

She's a bit crook after her opp, all ok until she slipped getting out of the shower. Dattered and bruised and I have an alibi. nearly typed aldi

You were with that young bird up the road then?