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[clivees]

Wot the F**k do you need a snorkel for?
Your electrics will pack up first and you fan will ensure that the engine is nicely coated on water / mud.
If you ever get that deep that you need a tube I aint coming in after you to drag you out.
Wait a mo that will make cool vid to post up (T-O-S-S-E-R-s go bog snorkeling)

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

well Clivees - dats wot i fort - but the TOSSERS seem to be goin mad on water sports - and if Marcus' V8 can do it wiv a front mounted disty - i spose I will be expected to do it too

 

[clivees]

I'd invest in a pair of Swimming Trunks first.

Ps
Let me know when you plan to go swiming, i havent had a good laugh for ages.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

so yu not recommending it then?

yu not gonna do it wiv crusty?

 

[Grippa]

You wanna wade Daft, I'd git yer breevas & then a lecky fan fitted furst before worrying about a snork'. Mind you when you do git around to the snork' I'm sure I can find summat nice t'top it off wiv.

 

[Grippa]

well Clivees - dats wot i fort - but the TOSSERS seem to be goin mad on water sports - and if Marcus' V8 can do it wiv a front mounted disty - i spose I will be expected to do it too

Yip, mine dun me proud. The only person emptying water outta places it shunt have bin wuz Adz.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

yup - must be a bit of a worry - water ingestion on a doozil.

 

[clivees]

so yu not recommending it then?

yu not gonna do it wiv crusty?

Too Right, not with a standard un-modified petrol engine.

Crusty has the same problems and i dont fancy trying to retreive 1200 Kgs up a muddy bank and then towing it to the nerist road.

But when we get Tufty going with its 3500kg winch then it will be "Last one in is a weed"

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

have to say - wud be nice to have at least one winch available.

 

[Sirus]

have to say - wud be nice to have at least one winch available.

You've gorra wench......hb

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

i sed available !

 

[Sirus]

she allays cums when you call

 

[HybridGirl]

Jaysus I tek a bit more wooin than tha...

 

[Pikey]

Jaysus I tek a bit more wooin than tha...

bloody uncouth unedukated heafens they r. anyone wid a bit of sofisticashun now the best way ta woo a gurl is wid a bottle of white lightening cyder or a bottle of Lambrusco. that or an hammer cross back of her head.

 

[mondo]

Nah she's frum darn saft pikey!

she's aluss gerrin her wabs out fer daft

cos he telt me

 

[Grippa]

yup - must be a bit of a worry - water ingestion on a doozil.

Not rilly, it weren't mine.

 

[Grippa]

Nah she's frum darn saft pikey!

she's aluss gerrin her wabs out fer daft

cos he telt me

Yeah, an' er' cock.

 

[HybridGirl]

Yeah, an' er' cock.

Ses the man wiff the moobs...

 

[Grippa]

I'm carrying a few extra pounds, not a characterizstick of da opposite sex.

 

[GRUNT]

bloody uncouth unedukated heafens they r. anyone wid a bit of sofisticashun now the best way ta woo a gurl is wid a bottle of white lightening cyder or a bottle of Lambrusco. that or an hammer cross back of her head.

You bin on the pull in Hull then Pikey?