Land Rover Mountain Bikes

[mondo]

Now come on.. gimme the picture of you in spandex...

Oh Go on then !

Seein as its you

 

[HybridGirl]

Oh Go on then !

Seein as its you

Am speechless!!!

 

[slob]

if that bloke dint sort is pants out he'll be peachless

 

[mondo]

Am speechless!!!

Yer shunt speak wi yer mouth full

 

[Pikey]

LOL.
What about these. Are these gay too?

I see no lycra, or even dildo seatposts.

And ill be around here as long as im permitted to, this forum can be quite a useful place for Landrover enthusiasts...

I think you should give spartacus his leg guards back

Here check this out. He gets my vote for idiot of the year. YouTube - Extreme Mountain Bike Crash with 170 kph

 

[retsgom]

I think you should give spartacus his leg guards back

He looks more like "DARTH ADER"!!!!!!

 

[RobCSH]

What is it about looking like a storm trooper when biking then? Bit like the hamshanks when the play the 'american football' pretend rugby. When we were kids you went out in jeans and a t-shirt on you bike, if you fell off it hurt, and you tried not to do it again. Thats what learning from your mistakes is about.
Same as when I go skiing or snowboarding, all the helmets and pads and crap, to be honest, if I hit something that bad and was going to be in a veg rack for the rest of my natural, I'd rather bow out then. Mind you, I'm not that bloody stupid in the first place.

Rob

 

[DigDug]

What is it about looking like a storm trooper when biking then? Bit like the hamshanks when the play the 'american football' pretend rugby. When we were kids you went out in jeans and a t-shirt on you bike, if you fell off it hurt, and you tried not to do it again. Thats what learning from your mistakes is about.
Same as when I go skiing or snowboarding, all the helmets and pads and crap, to be honest, if I hit something that bad and was going to be in a veg rack for the rest of my natural, I'd rather bow out then. Mind you, I'm not that bloody stupid in the first place.

Rob

Usually we do go out in jeans /tee, its just doing downhill/big things that you wear protection for. If your foot slips off the pedal, it can spin round and hit/break your shin bone. The pads protect that. body armour means your less likely to spear yourself on the handlebar, and prevents you from being cut, it also supports your back, less likely to break it should you fall in a bad position. The full face helmet is an obvious, you seen the size of some rocks next to trails?


Basically it prevents you from getting open cuts, and lessens the risk of breaking bones...
I don't wear that **** though, Im a dirt jumper, so its jeans, a tee, ****pot lid, and some gloves for me.

Nice pic Mondo btw, you should consider taking up roadie cycling

 

[slob]

, Im a dirt jumper,

is that the same as a fudge packer?

 

[HybridGirl]

Nice pic Mondo btw, you should consider taking up roadie cycling

Am STILL speechless.....! Mondo, yer can't go out dressed like that..

 

[Trewey]

the only gay in the village!

 

[DigDug]

is that the same as a fudge packer?

.... How did you link the two?

 

[mondo]

yer wanna see me when i get dressed up to go T'shops

 

[HybridGirl]

yer wanna see me when i get dressed up to go T'shops

Ooooo I say!! Is them smarties comin out yer.. yer.. 'dispenser'?

 

[mondo]

Itsssbuggle gum

 

[Trewey]

sure it's not gobstoppers?

 

[HybridGirl]

Mmmm! So where do yer stick the money to get some of this bugglegum? Do yer take plastic? Can I swipe me card down the crack of yer arse?

 

[mondo]

Yer Pervin agen int yer

 

[mondo]

sure it's not gobstoppers?

yer dint wanna stop me gob last night did yer


Big Boy!

 

[Trewey]

Mmmm! So where do yer stick the money to get some of this bugglegum? Do yer take plastic? Can I swipe me card down the crack of yer arse?

not unless yer wanna lose it fer good