Bristol and West Land Rover Show 2013

[Deasy]

It has to be above 200 deasyballs cos it'll have to be louder than fannies if we wanna upset the neighbours

Since when did we measure sound against my testicles?? I don't consider myself to have noisy balls??

 

[Pikey]

is the swamp optional or does it come with it?

:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi

Can we have a Moat ths year??

 

[Deasy]

Owwww was looking forward to the Great Deasy hunt on the way home again

I don't know how you missed a disco, a 110 and a series at the side of the motorway having a BBQ???

 

[Bump]

It has to be above 200 deasyballs cos it'll have to be louder than fannies if we wanna upset the neighbours

hmm... might have to stand aside to a louder generator there then.

 

[ratty]

Since when did we measure sound against my testicles?? I don't consider myself to have noisy balls??

So what was that clacking sound during the early hours?

 

[Deasy]

:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi

Can we have a Moat ths year??

I likes the idea of a moat! Keep the riffraff out

 

[*minty*]

Since when did we measure sound against my testicles?? I don't consider myself to have noisy balls??

:hysterically_laughi

 

[blue beasty]

is the swamp optional or does it come with it?

Think a reasonable size swamp is wrapped up inside it atm

 

[ratty]

I likes the idea of a moat! Keep the riffraff out

If it'd rained much more last year we'd've needed noahs ark to stay above the water level so a moat'd be as much use as convoy for zero's joining a charity convoy.

 

[chunkymunky]

It's simple. Tin bath few days before fill a few buckets with water and put in the deep freeze. Then take out....

Bath half full of water and those dumped in do for at least a day.

 

[*minty*]

:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi

Can we have a Moat ths year??

If we is havin a moat we gonna need a drawbridge anorl I likes them

 

[Deasy]

So what was that clacking sound during the early hours?

I thought that was Your arse in your roof tent hitting the roof of your landy??

 

[blue beasty]

I don't know how you missed a disco, a 110 and a series at the side of the motorway having a BBQ???

I didn't think the ketchup was ever gonna arrive

 

[ratty]

I thought that was Your arse in your roof tent hitting the roof of your landy??

I'm not fat I'm just big boned.

 

[blue beasty]

If we is havin a moat we gonna need a drawbridge anorl I likes them

That'd means we could have a TROLL!!

 

[ratty]

That'd means we could have a TROLL!!

Were you thinking of inviting BoB?

 

[Pikey]

That'd means we could have a TROLL!!

Better put Nigbo's name on the List then

 

[ratty]

Better put Nigbo's name on the List then

are we gonna be polishing chrome moped parts instead of fixing landys then?

 

[*minty*]

That'd means we could have a TROLL!!

Im sure one of em will turn up

 

[robint]

are we gonna be polishing chrome moped parts instead of fixing landys then?

can you polish turds then ! you is a better man than i first imagined