Labourer wanted

[The Mad Hat Man]

Coz I am a Lazy bastid and coz i is old and the Lumbago and Arfer-itis plays up, I is looking for someone who thinks he (or she, but the Boss mite object) is all macho n strong n dig my garden and remove (by force preferably) about 25 feet of hedge and re-lay some patio slabs and, and.......

anyone wanna earn a penny or two or wants to barter for landy help??

No-one I asked so far seems to be interested.
That mite be because I is a tight git - or just coz I am a miserable bastid. Come and tell me to my face

 

[blue beasty]

Yer a miserable tight git!

A decent labourer is bloody hard to find.......just look at what I've ended up with

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

Yer a miserable tight git!

A decent labourer is bloody hard to find.......just look at what I've ended up with

I know!

and he turned it down anorl :crutch::hurt:

 

[muddy wheeler]

My gran would come round for fiver an hour.

 

[lorri789]

Is there a pension with this job?

 

[wiltshire landyman]

what benefits do you provide?
sick pay?
company car?

 

[Beneagles]

..... or wants to barter for landy help??

Supply and fit a galv chassis to my 110? Might be interested.....

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

what benefits do you provide?
sick pay?
company car?

The cat is very friendly..............

 

[fix it]

id do it starting to get desprite for a job

 

[blue beasty]

Remember Daft tis immoral to pay in cash

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

thats ok - i was thinking peanuts

 

[fix it]

Remember Daft tis immoral to pay in cash

**** to robbing govt

 

[Aidan88]

Pay peanuts you get monkies...I would help as I can forsee me needing help with the landy in the future. I am also a lazy feck though. How about 10 minutes work?

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

A fair days rate for a fair days work?

 

[Aidan88]

Did you find anyone yet?

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

Nope. If anyone is genuinely interested, PM me.

 

[craigyb]

I would be but too far to travel

 

[warrior]

Remember Daft tis immoral to pay in cash

only if you dont put it through ya books, it aint costing this counrty as much as them divs that run it claiming for a second home for the cats bestfiends cusins chimp

 

[Funkykipper]

I'm sure we can organise an LZ garden rescue team to descend on your place for a weekend.
How many tents can you fit in your garden?

Just depends on when we're all free to do it.

 

[Deasy]

I'm sure we can organise an LZ garden rescue team to descend on your place for a weekend.
How many tents can you fit in your garden?

Just depends on when we're all free to do it.

Yep, if daft provides burgers n beer I'm up for LZ community service

(although il av to project manage as me ayfever is playin up)