Recent content by the hooded claw

Just like J the Range !!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

It Aint supposed to do that its over pressurising yer coolin system ..... I KNOW you don't want to admit it but ........ HG's GONE bye byes I'm afraid!!!

Hes just dropped off the fookin Planet .... Come on now Own up ..who upset him THIS TIME THEN?????

Depend on how old the car is ...I alway insure my cars "Classic" (As long as their over 10 years old its not illegal) I had a 4.6 HSE Rangie with me & mrs on the policy 7500 miles yearly (NCD don't count on "Classic" ins) Total cost £168 per year with AA at home & recovery thrown in fer good...

Git outta Town .................You aint looked very far then have yer !!!!

Quite the artist aren't we ..... Now can you draw a pic of J the Range wearing a GIMP SUIT please.... Seriously ..Yeah it IS a supressor just ignore it (Its probs well Fooked by now anyhow!!)

Which reminds me Tiny of the time Paddy comes over to England to buy a car but only has 15 Quid ....He goes to several Car dealers who all tell him to **** off ....Eventually he goes to a small garage just outside Hollyhead The owner don't have owt that cheap but directs him to a farmer down the...

Another interview this time fer Regional Mgr job .... Interview is at Haydock Park ...(Near J's house)

Not til the Cam Belt is done ...You know me J ... I have a perminant BLACK CLOUD over me ****in head ...If it CAN go wrong it WILL go wrong fer me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yer whistlin thru yer mrs's Beef Curtains again aint yer ...... NOW yer tell me you have the "Turn Off" kit............**** Weds Get yer arse up here tomoz or Tuesday & give it the once over can ya.... I gotta go fer that interview with Brit Gas on Weds Afternoon ...Wiv MY LUCK yer'll push the...

Yer Can't Tony you can only UP grade not DOWN grade ... & Even if you could everytime you "Sinc it" to Itunes it'll try to UP grade back to OS4 ... Apple "Crippled" the Bluetooth functions usin OS4 to stop yer sending songs to yer mates ect .. there is a "Hack" to re enable it ... I'll ring a...

Delete it & re-install it ....its running (Or Trying to) from the Memory Cache....

Its DEFFO bin done once (Maybe Twice) coz all the cam cover clips are broke so some coooont has had it off!!! .... I rang Volvo (They did the last service at 125K) & asked em ..all I got was (POSH VOICE NOW) VOLVO Service guy..... "If it says in our service proceedure that it should be changed...

Cheers JT TBH I am quite enjoyin drivin it ... (When it arrives back from GOD KNOWS WHERE shes taken it !!!) ... Noticed that the ABS/TRACS light "Flickers" abit ... Did some Diggin & found the ABS ECU suffers from "Dry Joints" so that bastid will be removed in the mornin & Re-Soldered ...

NOW I KNOW who that little man is sitting on me shoulder whispering "SELL IT SELL IT" Its YOU Keith aint it !!!!!