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All i keep seeing is (HOW CAN I MAKE MELANDEE DO ANOTHER FUKKIN 10 MILES PER HOUR)

If you want to get about fast,go and get a Rover Stirling auto flyin rocket,or a fukkin hatch pocket rocket.

FFS slow down in these bastard tanks we have a **** enough reputation as it is.

That's me rant

At least it was in English unlike some of yer other posts!

TWEETS said:

At least it was in English unlike some of yer other posts!

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VEGGIELANDEE said:

Yerwont fookinne diffruntt langwich yacunavit yertwotya

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No thank you VeggieLandee, English will do just fine.

But I do agree with your first post, if you want to get better mpg, SLOW DOWN !!!!!!!!

Cheers
Dave

thebiglad said:

No thank you VeggieLandee, English will do just fine.

But I do agree with your first post, if you want to get better mpg, SLOW DOWN !!!!!!!!

Cheers
Dave

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EXCUSE ME IT WAS ENGLISH DERIVED FROM THE ANCIENT BRUMMAEGEMS

you dont need to go fast in a disco or any other landy just chugging along so relaxing looking over hedges and into tiny sports cars with scantly clad blondes thatll do for me and the fact the little fookers in there fast cars cant get passed me cos i take up allllllllll the road in my chugger

newbie4x4 said:

you dont need to go fast in a disco or any other landy just chugging along so relaxing looking over hedges and into tiny sports cars with scantly clad blondes thatll do for me and the fact the little fookers in there fast cars cant get passed me cos i take up allllllllll the road in my chugger

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fUKKIN POWSA

VEGGIELANDEE said:

All i keep seeing is (HOW CAN I MAKE MELANDEE DO ANOTHER FUKKIN 10 MILES PER HOUR)

If you want to get about fast,go and get a Rover Stirling auto flyin rocket,or a fukkin hatch pocket rocket.

FFS slow down in these bastard tanks we have a **** enough reputation as it is.

That's me rant

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This is it isn't, why the **** buy a 2 and bit ton monster then try and do warp speed in the fookin thing, I plod around at 54mph all day in me wagon, so doing 60+ in the disco is a ****ing godsend.

If ya want speed buy an RS4 or such like and see every cuunt and his dog want to fookin race ya.

Me i'm for the plod at 50 and **** the knobheads who want to become ditch bait....

ScaniaStu said:

This is it isn't, why the **** buy a 2 and bit ton monster then try and do warp speed in the fookin thing, I plod around at 54mph all day in me wagon, so doing 60+ in the disco is a ****ing godsend.

If ya want speed buy an RS4 or such like and see every cuunt and his dog want to fookin race ya.

Me i'm for the plod at 50 and **** the knobheads who want to become ditch bait....

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NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TORKIN ABOWT

Fukinn gud speech man.
If you race somewhere you only die quika.
A leisurelee pace is gud fer the nerves and swervs

you dont need to do much more than 50 anyway, people move out your way anyway!

metallicachick86 said:

you dont need to do much more than 50 anyway, people move out your way anyway!

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Yernow----------------!!! Just lately,only just lately fukez keep pullin out on me when i'm almost on top of em,they must be fukkin mad.

Some twot ed rammed me up the anus 2 weeks ago.
Bent all his bumper,wing,lights,indicator fell out,headlamp fookt.

I got a small indent on me previous melandee on the lower bumper,FUKKIN SOLID TANK Heh HEh he he he he YOWWW!!!!

He said sorry (fukin chortle chortle) i had a job to keep a straight face Phnaar Phnaar!!!!!

So i said we'll have to put it through insurance jokingly.

HE SAID OK!!!!!! Har Har.
I held his arm and said "look mate you got about a thousand pounds worth of damage there"" " I got about £1.50 (tin o touch up)

So i suggest lets just forget about it.

He smiled from Lands End to John o Groats.

MORAL dont **** with landies

nice one ha ha ha i like the look on peoples faces when your going towards them on narrow roads or car parks he he he ****e themselves

VEGGIELANDEE said:

Yernow----------------!!! Just lately,only just lately fukez keep pullin out on me when i'm almost on top of em,they must be fukkin mad.

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They been doing that to me recently as well. Some of them are VERY lucky I drive slowly nowadays.

I was amazed the other day to have a small car pull out of a parking lane on a fast A road, I was doing 60 in me Disco, if you saw my Disco you would understand the amazement I had at the stupidity factor of that driver in the small hatchback, insane, my Disco is painted in Camo and has a full external cage, looks rough as fook and certainly not something you would want in your car with you !!! Some people just have no idea........

went to sunny scunny today just outside corus where i work some dimler pulled out in his little red escort van i slammed my anchors on shock on his face this is gonna hurt but what he hadnt seen coming in the other direction was a infierior 4x4 a shogun bearing down on him as well the women was screaming at him he a very lucky idiot

Phantom_Mark said:

my Disco is painted in Camo .

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There you go then - I expect you blended into the background...