Winching series III

Just for fun on a weekend!! winching a series three up a quarry face.
I was thinking about putting a winch on my series three but I'm afraid if I do then my smokey diesel will only go about 4 mph and mpg!!

Was that Britparts stunt to promote their new range of winches?

i can't help thinking it would look more convincing if the trees weren't growing at 45°

Strange trees grow around here!!! and yes it was Britparts winch challenge. Thats where I work. It's good to get paid for days like these.

did they use one of yer strange trees to prop the caravan up?
i'm sure if it was really at that angle it would fall over

It would probably be better if we used the same prop as used on your Avatar. Whats good for a BMW is good for a wonky caravan, especially if its got big tits!!

big tits are always good, no matter what tits for

I totally agree!! Could you imagine how big they would have to be for a Land Rover prop, especialy if you'v had a two inch lift.

i don't have to imagine!

Gulp.............

Does this look more convincing? or should I change the trees to look more like marshmellows?

having cast a critical eye over the two photographs and consulted with a know expert in the field of tree angles, it has been noted that in the first photo the trees still appear to have an un-naturel angle to their growth. which causes the landrover that is the subject of the photo to appear to be getting winched up a steeper slope than it actually is.
However in the second sample photograph the trees appear to have adopted a more vertical attitude to the surrounding landscape, which in turn makes the landrover in question look less vertical.
in conclusion our report will state that A) photo [a] has been taken at an angle not perpendicular to the horizontal
B) photo has been taken in a much more circumspect manner allowing the angles of assent to be better judged by the viewee of the photo.
our expert photo consultant has presented an number of reason for the wonky first shot including, ****ed photographer, stumbling photographer,novice photographer and a photographer delibertly taking a wonky piccy to enhance the abiltites of the winch.
we hope this summery report will suffice while we compile the in depth report. please find enclosed our bill for our consultation. we expect a cheque by return or hard0898 will be paying you a visit.

Guilty as charged under all accounts. I'm gonna climb a wonkey tree and hide from Hard0898 while looking out for a big enough Land Rover prop with big tits.

I never had any doubts at all as to your integrity and the validity of the aformentioned digital images. And commend Digery on his proffesionality and moral integrity.







Hey Digery any chance of one of them winches on the cheap.

ffs grunter you would kiss the popes arse if he told you he had a free pass to heaven

grunt ya creep!!

can i have a free winch in lieu of payment?

I'm shocked and outraged that you could challenge my .........Oh bollocks I s'pose your right.



Still want a cheap winch though.

I can get you a cheap winch.....not a good one but a proper cheap one

I can get a cheap winch as well but I want a cheap good winch. I'm a bit picky dont you know.

if you're a bit pikey then you should be able to get one yerself