Where to put stands ?

yella disco said:

what, a luge or a creeper

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same as poirot .. a crawler board

slob said:

or was it a plank?

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Bought it in a brico shop and paid it 11 Euro 40 Eurocents...

yella disco said:

how long is it, it looks like you can lie on it fulllength, they are only supposed to carry from yer head to yer arse

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It's 1m10 long and 40 cm wide, and when I have my head on the edge I have about 10 cms left at my arse..

slob said:

do you think your in compertition wiff marcus

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Who the h...eck is Marcus ??

slob said:

aye just wait till one of them finds a small stone,pebble,hard dog poo or a small nut(not the one on it) and yule wish you had bigger ones

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Only to be used in my garage, I clean and polish it twice a day and to make sure it won't give problems I welded hooks on the Hippo's downside so that I can pull myself all around it.....

yella disco said:

now he as a backless wardrobe

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Was it you sneaking around the house while we were away ??

slob said:

i have one made out of marble effect kitchen worktop wiff 2" wheels and powered by an old washing machine motor. it has a suede pillow for me heid and is covered in 1" foam so i can just sleep on it if the job become too long.

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Pictures........

you know marcus.. him of the lighthouse fame

where dya get the wheels from poirot

slob said:

yup we're jealous you can make folk laugh so much

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Glad for that, seen some reruns of Tommy Cooper lately, he was the greatest I think, trying to imitate him but no luck so far, although regarding your reply I'm on the correct track, right ?? Or were you just pulling my leg ?? (Wouldn't be surprised from someone else but from you slob the thought never crossed my mind, you're always so deadserious.... )

yella disco said:

where dya get the wheels from poirot

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off an old spitfire bomb puller. . .

yella disco said:

where dya get the wheels from poirot

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Out of a Brico, as well as the metal plates I "fixed" them on (didn't want to use the word "screwed")

aye, the slots are fer tekkin em oot

did yer take yer plans to brico then

ming said:

off an old spitfire bomb puller. . .

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Why didn't I think of that myself, would have saved me a couple of Euro's.
Damn..... But as they say overhere "one is smarter when he returns from the marketplace then when he's going towards it" ... Could have fabricated something of the leftover's of a recovered Heinkel 111 that are still lying around on the attick here.

nevva mind may daft can knit you a pretty cover for it. wouldn't want you getting splinters up yer arse

yella disco said:

aye, the slots are fer tekkin em oot

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Good observation, if the castors are too small and get stuck on dried dogpoope I can easily change them for bigger ones, have seen that on tv at a F1 race, have also to fabricate some lifting mechanism for the board first though. Any ideas ??

yella disco said:

did yer take yer plans to brico then

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No, of course not, are you out of yr mind ?? Not before I have a patent on it..

was them piccies takin in yer garage??

willo said:

No, of course not, are you out of yr mind ?? Not before I have a patent on it..

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good thinking, you wouldnt want em stealing yer design

yella disco said:

good thinking, you wouldnt want em stealing yer design

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or yer plank

just think poirot, when yer sick of it, yer can turn it into a shelf

or bung it in an art exhibition as a bit of modern art

'plank' by poirot

Sorry guys but for me it's a day, Off to bed for my beautysleep.
See you all tomorrow.

yer aint sleeping on it are yer