What have you been rescued by?

Today I had the pleasure of being dragged out the mud by a bulldozer, yes a bloody great big bulldozer.
I managed to drop a wheel into a soft spot of mud (already a foot deep) whilst out on site today and grounded the chassis, the only thing that could get round to pull me back out was a bulldozer.
No serious damage thankfully, just bent the plastic around one of the fog lights, looks like it'll straighten out ok.
My only regret is that I forgot to get a picture of it...

i onced crashed a motorbike into some bushes, between 2 houses.
one was owned by the Legg family and tother one was owned by the Balls.
luckily i was dragged out of the hedge by the Leggs.

Drove into a field sunk to the doors, Farmer in Tractor came to rescue me he sunk, another Farmer with the biggest 4WD tractor I havw ever seen pulled us both out.

ormus said:

i onced crashed a motorbike into some bushes, between 2 houses.
one was owned by the Legg family and tother one was owned by the Balls.
luckily i was dragged out of the hedge by the Leggs.

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Lucky you're Helmet saved you, from the Balls

Have been rescued by a Helicopter fron 3,700m on Mt. Blanc when one of my party tore a ligament Skiing.

I was rescued from a life of misery by our Myrtle.

i was rescued from a life of misery by the divorce court

Been pulled out of some serious mud when trialling by a TVR engined 110 with a big Warn winch.

Best one was when I was a student, me and a mate went to Donnington Park in his Sierra for a day out. It p***ed it down all day and had to be towed out of the mud by a Landy...

only been stuck twice bothi time by my mates v8 rangie, also used 7 4x4's of which was disco's and rangies to get a mates disco out of the swap where we go lol

i've been to swaps. never got so stuck i had to be rescued.. mind you the crowd around the dvd stall was a bit hectic. but i did pick up a nice copy of blazzing saddles fer a quid

Saw it loads of times but never heard the farting scene cos everyone was laughing, then when I saw it on telly by myself I heard it and thout all the hype was a load of hot air.

Got beached in deep ruts and was rescued by a 10 year old on a 550 quad - very embarassing. 4 blokes and 2 tonne of Landy rescued by a 10 year old, an old honda quad, and a dog who kept trying to round us up!

1st ever time off roading in a Disco rescued by a JCB cost £20 local farmer loved 4X4 drivers recon he ploghed the byway every week to trap his victims...

many years ago my old man was delivering sugarbeet pulp to a farm in a 6 wheeler bedford. got the lorry stuck, farmer came along with tractor and chain - got stuck, another farmer came along with a triple D (remember them - effin great twin engined 4wd tractor) - got stuck. eventually had to wait for a crawler to be trailered in from the next village and pull them all out one at a time.

i fell down a man hole once, i was stuck there fer hours,in the middle of november, the temp was below freezing and i could feel my feet tingling as the frost bite set in, i was at the point where i was drifting in and out of consciousness i remember thinking i was going to die, then all of a sudden this dog came along, grabbed the collar of my coat and pulled me out, i was lucky he saw me otherwise i could have froze to death, when i finally limped home and thawed out in front of the aga the doris asked me about the mutt, i said " it must have been a rescue dog"

what? hes trapped down a mineshaft, skippy!