What engine is in the 2006 td5

thought it was mine! said:

she does she did the last service and would of changed the pads if she could of undone the bolts ;-)

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you left the wrong sized spanner on purpose then

easye1 said:

you left the wrong sized spanner on purpose then

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not right spanner and sockets wish i gave her the power bar, because the beer was cold the weather warm and deckchair comfortable.

wellhungray said:

Thanks for a sensible reply not like some other d**heads reply's on here who don't understand the question.

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you answered your own blurdy question in the post!!!

thought it was mine! said:

not right spanner and sockets wish i gave her the power bar, because the beer was cold the weather warm and deckchair comfortable.

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you have a deckchair in your bar/
power to you sir

STOP SWEARING OUTSIDE OF AG!!

For the hard of thinking that includes quoting posts with swearing in :doh: I'm getting very bored of editing and I may just start deleting posts instead......

And I might forget where to stop...

Jobby

wellhungray said:

Thanks for a sensible reply not like some other d***heads reply's on here who don't understand the question.

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In fairness to this gezza he wasnt asking what engine was in the landy he was asking who made the engine.

Then he gets jumped on. Nice

blue beasty said:

STOP SWEARING OUTSIDE OF AG!!

For the hard of thinking that includes quoting posts with swearing in :doh: I'm getting very bored of editing and I may just start deleting posts instead......

And I might forget where to stop...

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sorry bb just realise where this thread was

blue beasty said:

STOP SWEARING OUTSIDE OF AG!!

For the hard of thinking that includes quoting posts with swearing in :doh: I'm getting very bored of editing and I may just start deleting posts instead......

And I might forget where to stop...

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well my 5 year old grandson likes your blue beasty picture if no one else does...
done that without swearing too.....


keep up the good work...

easye1 said:

well my 5 year old grandson likes your blue beasty picture if no one else does...
done that without swearing too.....


keep up the good work...

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Who's been saying what about my avatar? :boxing: I'll 'ave'em I will

dodgyrob said:

In fairness to this gezza he wasnt asking what engine was in the landy he was asking who made the engine.

Then he gets jumped on. Nice

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It wasn't fair at all.

Johnny five posts rocks up and asks an inane question and then when people take the humour he gets all grumpy and calls people Richard Head.

Rather than just googling it and living a life anonymity. Which with hindsight might now look like a rather appealing path to travel.

Anyway, for those with the attention span of a gnat or just plain thick....here it is.

Land Rover engines - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I know what you're thinking Brian.... "Did he use any swear words?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a child friendly thread, the most powerful thread in the world, and would blow your mother off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

blue beasty said:

Who's been saying what about my avatar? :boxing: I'll 'ave'em I will

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afraid that those of you who stand tall as a leader of men,
oh and wimmin,
its those who defend the honour of our country with words and deeds,
that sometimes get thrown cabbages from the unruly mob from below..


as I gently bow and return walking backwards to my rightful place in the order of things.

''What engine is in the 2006 td5 ''

Isn't:

''Who makes the td5 engine in my 06 defender''

Is it?!

Have a snickers you mardy tart and come back when you've untwisted your knickers!

Tom

wellhungray said:

... I have since asked about and have been told that the engine was made by Bmw from a mechanic ...

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So that's why there is a shortage of mechanics in Germany!

Oldseadog said:

So that's why there is a shortage of mechanics in Germany!

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To be fair...when I was looking for a TD5 Disco, I was told by 2 different "LandRover specialist" dealers(2nd-hand landrover sales-people) that the TD5 was a BMW engine....:doh:

Needless to say, I did NOT purchase from a specialist with that kind of knowledge.

BMW engine by proxy innit, as in, Landrover designed/made the TD5, whilst being owned by BMW??
the TDCI is just Ford designed/built tho...

... But making engines from mechanics ... It's a bit much innit!!

Oldseadog said:

So that's why there is a shortage of mechanics in Germany!

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Oldseadog said:

... But making engines from mechanics ... It's a bit much innit!!

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I got it the first time round

Maybe it was punishment for building cars which are then bought by idiots who can't drive.

Bump said:

I got it the first time round

Maybe it was punishment for building cars which are then bought by idiots who can't drive.

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ask the pope,
seems he cant drive either...
stands in the back so i been told..


waves a lot though, so good he dont drive eh..

LRD90tdi said:

''What engine is in the 2006 td5 ''

Isn't:

''Who makes the td5 engine in my 06 defender''

Is it?!

Have a snickers you mardy tart and come back when you've untwisted your knickers!

Tom

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Yes point taken about the wording .......Just didn't realise that I had to be so politically correct in this Chapel..........
Just thought you were all Land Rover fanatics and ready to help.........