What did you do with your Range Rover today

Take i pics, for us and for when you are in tears with a pile of LPG

RangeRoller dt said:

Take i pics, for us and for when you are in tears with a pile of LPG

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It's the only way i know how to put stuff back together haha

Don’t get the shyte in there over you. Is nasty stuff

RangeRoller dt said:

Don’t get the shyte in there over you. Is nasty stuff

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Which exactly?

The gunk in the lpg

kermit_rr said:

Washed mine and oiled the sunroof!! Hopefully it will work a bit better, can't really see where to oil though, without taking an eye out and putting it on a stick!!

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My Dad had a glass eye...you can try putting THAT on a stick. See if helps before you detach your own...

Henry_b said:

I'd call that a "crúel bastard"

But thats me..

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Kenny Everet's "Cupid Stunt" came to mind for most of the 35yrs he was my "outlaw"...

Drove it around and effing enjoyed it!

Mark Piercy said:

Drove it around and effing enjoyed it!

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Get you off to the yUK.

Datatek said:

Get you off to the yUK.

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Not yet Keith, later in the month. I took the little guy to school in the bus this morning and was reminded about why I take the motorway and not the B'road... Fûcking idiots everywhere....

Mark Piercy said:

Not yet Keith, later in the month. I took the little guy to school in the bus this morning and was reminded about why I take the motorway and not the B'road... Fûcking idiots everywhere....

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Motorway to get to school? Blimey, you must be in the back of beyond, our little village which is 5km away has schools for up to the age of 16.

Chantillac to touverac, 15 mins on the n10, everything here is miles away.

RangeRoller dt said:

The gunk in the lpg

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Chemist mate of mine warned me about that, he said it was known in the trade as "Heavy Ends" and highly carcinogenic. In fact writing that has made me think a bit !!!!!! Nah, I was always carefull, but still, it could have been that. Fecking prostate.

frog hopper said:

Chemist mate of mine warned me about that, he said it was known in the trade as "Heavy Ends" and highly carcinogenic. In fact writing that has made me think a bit !!!!!! Nah, I was always carefull, but still, it could have been that. Fecking prostate.

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I thought it worth a mention. I always get covered in anything. It’s you I remember telling me.
Used to cut up asbestos sheets laying new rooves as a youngster, then smash them up to get more in the skip, blue asbestos Is fine they’d tell you back then... asbestos can’t be bad for you it’s got ‘best’ in it

Makes ya think i have diesel oil, brake fluid and plenty of other things on me on the daily basis.

Might kill me one day

We evolved rolling around in the crap. We aren’t designed to breathe pure oxygen or drink pure h2o. We gotta go some way. All the crap I broke up means hopefully the next generation won’t need to touch the shyte

Henry_b said:

Makes ya think i have diesel oil, brake fluid and plenty of other things on me on the daily basis.

Might kill me one day

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If you don't wear gloves. NHS sees a lot of mechanics with penile cancer where they've taken a **** without washing their hands first.

Prostate cancer more likely to be bad luck and unconnected.

Blue asbestos was the bad stuff. The white stuff was safer in that it was mixed with cement or plaster. Guy a few doors up is stage 4 lung cancer from asbestos.

Grrrrrr said:

If you don't wear gloves. NHS sees a lot of mechanics with penile cancer where they've taken a **** without washing their hands first.

Prostate cancer more likely to be bad luck and unconnected.

Blue asbestos was the bad stuff. The white stuff was safer in that it was mixed with cement or plaster. Guy a few doors up is stage 4 lung cancer from asbestos.

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We were taught that it is good workshop practice was to wash your hands BEFORE gong for a pee never mind about after, as the teacher said the skin on your little willy is a darn sight more sensitive than the skin on your hands.

You cant catch anything off yourself anyhow.

Been away for a few days, I did a stupid thing and accidentally poisoned myself with nicotine.... don't ask! I'm embarrassed (near bloody died!!!) I'm all ok now, went out of my system at 6am Monday (has a half life of 4 hours)