what a complete cock

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152844900669

Apart from the car being a complete pile of ****e he can't spell or anything

Written by someone who texts more than talks... clearly!

I mite message him and ask where in the engine bay is the supercharger

biketeacherdave said:

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152844900669

Apart from the car being a complete pile of ****e he can't spell or anything

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Well I gather from that add that,
1/ God may have been a previous owner and,
2/ at some time Irish humour was done to the grille, and
3/ it has some rather unusual tyres fitted, oh, and,
4/ it sounds like a V8, which is very fortunate 'cos that's what it is.

biketeacherdave said:

I mite message him and ask where in the engine bay is the supercharger

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Behind the facia vents in the dasboard........

"....like a v8 shuld do palls away very quick it's a head Turner when you put your foot on excelrater loud rumble."

If I heard a loud rumble I'd be worried about my big ends! A loud burble I can live with

plural noun: palls

1. 1.
   .........
2. 2.
   a dark cloud of smoke, dust, etc.
   

Underpigeon Alert !

And no-one's mentioned fist time yet. You lot are slacking. Where be @tomcat59alan or @holidaychicken

gold rover said:

And no-one's mentioned fist time yet. You lot are slacking. Where be @tomcat59alan or @holidaychicken

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shocked.. shocked i tell ya.. such language from a lady..

my kinda gal !

biketeacherdave said:

I mite message him and ask where in the engine bay is the supercharger

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maybe he thinks it goes where the AC compressor is missing !

ukadamwest said:

shocked.. shocked i tell ya.. such language from a lady..

my kinda gal !

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I know I am a very naughty girl




I promise not to change

biketeacherdave said:

Look at this on eBay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152844900669

Apart from the car being a complete pile of ****e he can't spell or anything

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Don't u mean spel or nufink

If the car is like his driveway.......well.

gold rover said:

And no-one's mentioned fist time yet. You lot are slacking. Where be @tomcat59alan or @holidaychicken

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We were in bed,where all naughty boys should be at that time in the morning.

Agree with the points in relation to the vehicle, however, I take it none who have commented have a relative or colleague who is dyslexic?

Classic signs of dyslexia in the write up.

Slag the vehicle by all means but not the affliction

Iancorky said:

Agree with the points in relation to the vehicle, however, I take it none who have commented have a relative or colleague who is dyslexic?

Classic signs of dyslexia in the write up.

Slag the vehicle by all means but not the affliction

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Actually, I have two very close friends who are dyslexic and it brings up two points. One: the majority of errors are nothing like the way they both write. There is maybe a couple of write as you hear ,which could be said to be similar, but more that is not. Point Two: both have spell-check on all of their devices. As I am led to believe is the norm. So , I believe normal play is resumed.

I have an 84yr old, registered blind, friend whose spelling and grammar is better

On a side note does anyone else see the unintended, but so apt, funny in the private plate of this one. Or maybe it was intended.https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Ro...d=152844900669&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

Its in the Range Rover section which is a bit different to AG, I believe

The write up is exactly what I would expect from some one who would do that to a car. I would also make steretypical assumptions about the amount of sportswear the seller wears whilst not partaking in sport I.e. chav.

Iancorky said:

Agree with the points in relation to the vehicle, however, I take it none who have commented have a relative or colleague who is dyslexic?

Classic signs of dyslexia in the write up.

Slag the vehicle by all means but not the affliction

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If they are dyslexic will they know?