tractor boys slag off freelanders forum

[slob]

well you started it!

 

[webby]

at the end of the day, freelanders dont need slagging off, everyone knows there crap.

 

[slob]

they're

 

[GRUNT]

Thank you for asking but I'm starting to feel a little better now.

 

[GRUNT]

Think I might buy myself a CX500

 

[slob]

bollocks

 

[Denniss]

All the "ltipaoafl HAHAhe heha Hah ehahe eha hhaHEA HAHA HE HAHhhehahHAHE" ,ain't no laffin from SLOB and GRUNT, it is as a result of
all the bumping and shaking around in their TRACTORS. They should seriously think of getting a "KIDNEY BELT" to releave some of the pain and agony and before the they are seriously injured !!!!!! Might as well have a scan for concussion too as surveys have shown that the highest rate of concussion incidents evolved from "L/R Tractor Boys" as a result of all that "ltipaoafl HAHAhe heha Hah ehahe eha hhaHEA HAHA HE HAHhhehahHAHE" shaking and bumping around!! Gets their heads mixed up and then start talking " Cr_p thats gone from bottom to their Heads as a result of all this Bumping and Shaken!!!! Soooooooooooo mixed up , even starts talking about getting a " Fag Suite" !!! My, my always knew there was something funny about you "Tractor Boys"

BYE BYE!!!
Go for it all you old Hillbilly's!!!

 

[slob]

well we can go for it , we're not sat on or arses, oophs i meant @rses waiting for the garage to ring. and what does releave mean?

 

[Denniss]

African jangle for getting rid of it!! on the potty mate! All that milkshake that seems to go up to your heads after that shaking and bumpen

Happy bumpen boys. Luckly you can read this because if it were over a mobile or telephone you wouldn't have got the message. TOOOOOOOOOOOOO much noise in and around those "Tractors"

 

[webby]

well, "too much noise" is little to pay to be able to get be able to get across slightly damp grass, more than i can say for the freelander.

 

[slob]

African jangle for getting rid of it!! on the potty mate! All that milkshake that seems to go up to your heads after that shaking and bumpen

Happy bumpen boys. Luckly you can read this because if it were over a mobile or telephone you wouldn't have got the message. TOOOOOOOOOOOOO much noise in and around those "Tractors"

that there noise you can hear is the engine.it is supposed to make a noise you know. maybe if yer freelander would work you'd realise this.
sitting in yer car making brroom! brroom! noises while being towed isn't quite the same thing.
and this message what was it??" yeah ! sorry mate we'll be with you in an hour and what did you say happened this time?............oh! i see you reversed while indicating right.. you shouldn't really do that in the freelander"

 

[Labiarat]

We all love our landies now dont we... agreed? they are all good so why do we slag the freelander off then? because its smaller? or, that the wives use em' most, the next most popular LR 4x4 is the disco. On my way to work there are more wifes in a disco takin the kids to school coz they are a 7 seater than freelanders... how come they dont get slagged off by the purists? now I have to admit I have a soft spot fo the RR but it wont go in my garage and they are a massive car with astronomic running costs so the freelander is a perfect choice for me, but...when you consider the rest of the choices the freebie is the best small 4x4 all rounder surely...? does anyone else agree? inc. slob/grunt and all you other purists....?

 

[slob]

no matey its because they don't work!! look at yer actual forum, lose of power new engine, mystery clunks from rear, main dealers can't find faults,oh ! we don't know why that warning light is on, just ignore it.yeah mate we've changed all yer ecu's and the best one " be careful when you wash your td4"

 

[Wesley Pegden]

Its a bit like the Maestros and Montegos that used to trundle around with an "MG" badge on the boot and bonnet. Nowt like an MG in any respect.

 

[webby]

i wonder what would happen if you jet washed a freelander! i can just see all the little parts flying off in to the distance. i offten clean my diffy with a pink fluffy duster, dont want to damage it now do i!

 

[ming]

Think you tractor boys have got to get out of the closet wot with all the freelander mamby pamby stuff ,think you really wanna buy one ,but have dug yourselves a big hole. . .look lads just get rid of those silly old tractors and buy the real deal [we wont laugh] cos and lets be honest here ,you spend more time in our forum than your own, [mind you it is very boring talking tractors]. . .Ming

 

[slob]

thats cos we don't have half the problems you lot do, so we come here for a laugh at the "nice fed back mate, can you let us know what bits they replaced" posts on here. or the" i've done 70,000 miles and my fuel pump has gone again it went first time at 5000 and i expect it to go again before i sell it"
wot we got posted is along the lines of" my gearbox which is 35 years old and done about 3 brazilon miles has develped a clunk. can anyone tell me how to repair it? " note the use of the word REPAIR and not replace oh and why is the freelander in PERM 4wd? isn't perm a hairdressers word?

 

[ming]

your halo has slipped. . . Ming