toyota_man
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Hi, I am new to all this, but can anyone tell me why a Land Rover costs at least £18,000 and they still can't put a straight panel on them?
Toyota vs. Land Rover
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slob
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so that pricks like you wont buy one. now **** off
pigpen
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Ditto
Lazy Landy
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FFS who joins a landy forum, calls them self "Toyota man" and in his first post slags off landy's?
monkey wrench
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toyota copied the original land rover design but added their own asian influence back long ago. landy's were the first though. also the reason that landy's are more expensive is that they are more robust, better build quality and do not win races to the scrapyard. they also have a lot of character which you cannot find anywhere in a toyota.
cartman690
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Back to yer village, they're missin ya...
yella
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isle of wighht, say no more
yella
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maybe he used ter live there and the locals got ****ed off with him so they booted him out and now he lives on a raft
yella
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maybe he lives in france, send the boys round to give him a hiding
Fatrover
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Sounds like the kind of thing a thick french **** would say....me ser 3 wrote of a citroen some years ago an all it needed was a bit of hammerite on the nato hitch after! ideal....
mudplugger
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A little jap crap story for you.
One day when her indoors let me out with the cheque book to fetch a radiator for the Rangie, I came back home with a Toyota Surf (what a TW@T!). I was in a mentally retarded state and was never let out with the cheque book again!
When I went across fields in it, her indoors indoors had to come and tow me home with the Rangie! One day I had to abandon my trailer in the field and come home and fetch good old Rangie. I have even got it stick on the front lawn
I have spent more time under the bonnet than in the car.
Could not cure this piece of metal. New cylinder head, new injector pumps and it still thinks it's running on coal!
I have now found the remedie for it, parked it out of sight and bought a discovery That's one hell of a lot better.
There are 5 discoverys, 2 Range Rovers and one defender in all of my family and NO PROBLEMS
What the hell happened to me that day when I was out with me cheque book I will never know, her indoors thinks I was taken over by aliens
So Mr Toyota Man go back to your planet and tell your fellow mates that their toyota crap doesn't make the mark!
Why don't you go and find a toyota forum, you would fit in nicely there!
Don't understand what the hell you are doing here!
One day when her indoors let me out with the cheque book to fetch a radiator for the Rangie, I came back home with a Toyota Surf (what a TW@T!). I was in a mentally retarded state and was never let out with the cheque book again!
When I went across fields in it, her indoors indoors had to come and tow me home with the Rangie! One day I had to abandon my trailer in the field and come home and fetch good old Rangie. I have even got it stick on the front lawn
I have spent more time under the bonnet than in the car.
Could not cure this piece of metal. New cylinder head, new injector pumps and it still thinks it's running on coal!
I have now found the remedie for it, parked it out of sight and bought a discovery
That's one hell of a lot better. There are 5 discoverys, 2 Range Rovers and one defender in all of my family and NO PROBLEMS
What the hell happened to me that day when I was out with me cheque book I will never know, her indoors thinks I was taken over by aliens
So Mr Toyota Man go back to your planet and tell your fellow mates that their toyota crap doesn't make the mark!
Why don't you go and find a toyota forum, you would fit in nicely there!
Don't understand what the hell you are doing here!
Fatrover
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Outstanding.. very eloquent too. maybe the administrators could sort us out a ****arse filter to keep toyota man et al away....
Wanagetmuddy
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I think he must just be a windup merchant!!!!
But I you do hoave to wonder sometimes why join a land rover forum when you got a flippin toyota
But I you do hoave to wonder sometimes why join a land rover forum when you got a flippin toyota
revjames
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The first three letters of the name say it all: TOY
revjames
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A friend of mine just bought a Hyundai santa Fe... I tried hard to contain my laughter!
pigpen
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What have the romans ever done for us, eh
