the zone inn(open all day)

Ey up anybody seen Clamidia, my second favourite pig. Shes gone missing from my back yard.

I'll check the back of me truck M8.

Thing is I've been doing a scientific experiment on her and if any one cooks and eats her the consequences will be dire. Especially the skin if its made into pork scratchings.

Wont be me M8, the teeth cant take 'em anymore

Fookin ell Yella its like ah . . . .gulp. . . .pig stye in ere,what is grunt doin wiv that pig , jest give us a beer, and tell the regulars were gaylan der people and not to talk all stupid as is normal fer a tractor pub, smirk. . .

Yousee theres a chemical in the skin that will change your pesonality if you eat it. So if a hairdresser ate pork scratchings from Clamidia he, or she would instantly want to get a tractor and get muddy.

Can i smell brut or hai katate or was a gaylander just in here???

Yeah it was minger looking for some lubrication they've run out in the Gaylander. I've lent him a tin of diff oil.

MMMmmmmm diff oil, now ya talking

GRUNT said:

Yeah it was minger looking for some lubrication they've run out in the Gaylander. I've lent him a tin of diff oil.

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Like double. . . gulp. . . .

he wanted it for his mate Everard. Dunno what thy are up to.

Bar tender there's a pig turd in ma beer. . .

Keep gulping ming...................but when you 'wake in the morning..........you will still not have a land rover

pigpen said:

Keep gulping ming...................but when you 'wake in the morning..........you will still not have a land rover

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Still better than a porky pig van. . . .smirk, , ,glug , hic,parp. . . . .

ming said:

Bar tender there's a pig turd in ma beer. . .

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that'll be grunt then!

Bit quiet in here today!!

pigpen said:

Bit quiet in here today!!

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it is very quiet today. may be it be time to get a round in before everyone turns up!

Vert nice of you Nay, mines a pint of JD

pigpen said:

Vert nice of you Nay, mines a pint of JD

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and i will join you with a magner, as it is, no ice and straight from the bottle............... bbuuurrrrp oops.sorry

Hi guys

< door swings open with a theatrical sweeping motion and Daisy flounces in in her best party dress and hiking boots >

Thanks for the welcome yesterday peeps. I'll have a rum and black - and make it Woods 100, none of that pansy stuff for me.

Hmmmm - bit quiet, I guess they're all waiting on Mr Blair's retirement announcement.

I'll just hang my rubber macintosh over here and wait a while