The T.O.S.S.E.R.S. Eveninin' Excursions

Kev - change ya UserCP to give us an idea where yu hail from.

av yu got a tow hitch

Now look what yer gone an dun MHM!! Scared him away wiff all yer talk of scratchin paintwork and tow hitch'is..

Ere' Daft, think I've found you a scaffold pole..............Now, where's Ted's 'ead?

ooo ta, M - dont bend it tho - we dont need a kinky tow!

Marcus said:

Ere' Daft, think I've found you a scaffold pole

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Wot does he want one of them for?
and what type is he after steel or ally ?

A littel evining rambel sounds nice but more notice is required for the boss.

Are the plans still on for the "Salisbury Ramble" on the 26th ? as i think i may have problems making that, because i will be working away (Jock land and Black pudding land) for the next two weeks and i'm not sure how the boss will take it if i arrive back home and say here's me washing and by the way i'm off to play with me Landy.

scaffold pole is wanted fur a "TOSSERS" Tow bar (fitted with towing coupling at both ends).
Aw Clivees yu gotta make it - wot about Pat?

clivees said:

i'm not sure how the boss will take it if i arrive back home and say here's me washing and by the way i'm off to play with me Landy.

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Dun't try to convince us that she'll want you back around! Do yer own fkn washing & come out to play FFS!

or yu could always invite her along. I mite be bringing "the boss", so Marcus will be on his best behavior.

Will I fook! Bringing my Chief too as it goes & my behavior dun't improve when she's aboot so it int likely to improve fer anyone elses Doris is it!

wot about ya ickle indian?

S's folks are BBsitting. S'becoming a reet family day oot!

i spose this is the rong fred fur these posts really - ior else i is getting confused .

Oh yeah, this'un is aboot evenin' TOSSERs, not Salisbury TOSSERs, ow'dat 'appen then?

I blame Clivees, personaly.

It happened cos we are so good at hijackin' freds we even hijack our own.

The Mad Hat Man said:

I blame Clivees, personaly.

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Awww its not my turn again is it.

HybridGirl said:

It happened cos we are so good at hijackin' freds we even hijack our own.

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Wot me jack a fred!!
Never

clivees said:

Wot me jack a fred!!
Never

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Funny yer shud say that, cos i would'nt eever. Think iss VERY rude. And am a nice gurl me.

HybridGirl said:

cos i would'nt eever. am nice gurl me.

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Yer a wise man Clivees!