Mrfulwell
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So I'm driving along today and a copper decides to pull me over.
"I saw you on the phone sir," he says. "Can I see you driving documents?"
"There in the glove box next to my gun," I said.
"Why are you carrying a gun," he asks
"I just used it to kill a prostitute and I have her body in the boot."
So he radios for back up and a load more police officers arrive, they search the car and another copper comes up to me and says...
"We found no evidence of a gun or a dead prostitute in your car sir, can you please tell us why you informed the officer that you were in possession of such items?"
I replied....
"I said no such thing, next thing the lying ****er will be telling you I was on the phone."
"I saw you on the phone sir," he says. "Can I see you driving documents?"
"There in the glove box next to my gun," I said.
"Why are you carrying a gun," he asks
"I just used it to kill a prostitute and I have her body in the boot."
So he radios for back up and a load more police officers arrive, they search the car and another copper comes up to me and says...
"We found no evidence of a gun or a dead prostitute in your car sir, can you please tell us why you informed the officer that you were in possession of such items?"
I replied....
"I said no such thing, next thing the lying ****er will be telling you I was on the phone."
