The bitch thread.

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Seems there everywhere nowadays. It's nice you tratter boys have come over to the dark side......

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Yer needs a pink pig ta be a real tratter boy.

How ta upgrade from a tratter boy to a durdy tratter boy:

First yer needs ta get a pig. All tratters must carry pigs int back. Wiffout a pig, yer not going to impress yer fellow tratter boys. Next comes a bail of hay. Wiffout one of these, yer has no tratter boy street cred. If yer has a fond liking for yer pig, then you become a durdy tratter boy. Hence the need for the hay.

Yous likes piglets dun't yer pudding...
 
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Thats good to know, ive had it two months so far and havnt felt any urges for GHD or treseme products. Does that come with time or am i safe from gaylandery?
 
WOW Hippo - post #71 - Bonnet Bras !!!! :eek::eek:
Them tratter boys seems into some wierd s**t? ;);)
Be a good time ta invest in bonnet bra's. Tis gonner be the latest tratter boy crayz. Makes a difference from there tratters un there webbing on the bonnet that serves no purpose other than a Gok style accessory.

To allow themselves the theoretical opertunity ta think whilst driving:
GIRLS PINK KID EAR DEFENDERS CHILDRENS PROTECTIVE MUFFS | eBay UK

For the tratter boy's bitch:
LANDY BABE PINK OVAL.vinyl sticker Land Rover Defender | eBay UK

Bet this would give them tratter boys some pleasure from the constant vibrations of the gear stick:
LAND ROVER DEFENDER FIT PINK LEATHER CAR GEARKNOB | eBay UK

Un some matts to:
PINK LILAC RACE STYLE CAR MAT SET LAND ROVER FIT | eBay UK

Be getting their roof racks sprayed pink next. :doh:
 
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