T*O*S*S*E*Rs Xmas BBQ (& laning!) poll

Grippa said:

Can I resist the urge ter edit yer post?

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HA HA AAA!

GO FER IT !

Seems t be the in thing nowadays

I've med the T*O*S*S*E*R's little pressies. Cos am SO FOOKIN NICE me. And if yer want me to hump yer gearbox Mondo, I will. COS AM A NICE GURL ME..!

Ear! Grippa! We ave got somewhere we can tek landies fer a spin at my park..

dunt we need big bore eggsausts and tinted winders wiv pumpin toons to cruise parks??? or is that Kfc drive throos im finkin of

WOOHOO yer groovy fekers. Got sossies, buns, beers an' sum Jack Daniels hot chilli BBQ sorss (yep, rilly, it's laaaaaarsh!) & just put it all in me motor ter keep it cool overnight!

Am all eggsighted me.

9hayhem @ yers then Daft? Can yer set yer ****nav fer the meeting place cuz I **** be arsed ter map read & yer leading anyways.

& channel 10 fer anyone wiv Ceebeebies.

Ooooooooo, likes BBQs me.

I med yer a pressie Mucus. And I was allowed to use scissors.

Awww, bless yer. I still gits me Mum ter do the cutting, well, I has to after last time.

Aye. Am gettin quite handy wi them blunt plastic scissors. As yu will see tomorro!

Well tomorrow i will be coming in my usyal capacity as co-driver / navigator in Pats BBB caus i F**ed me Landy by putting me handbreak on as it came off (wrong) and not reading the book.
Im soooooo ****ed off.

sosi to hear that Clivees - i aint got no ****nav wot works at the Mo - but Si has - so he will be leading the Bstoke contingent.

FFS Clive. I'm startin' ter doubt you gorra Landy! I int seen it & I dunt believe a word Daft sez!

Nevva mind, we wud only have used yer breakfast fer a BBQ grill anyways.

I do honist gov.
I just keep fixing it and F**ing it at the same time.
Err you go err's Crusty.

clivees said:

I do honist gov.
I just keep fixing it and F**ing it at the same time.
Err you go err's Crusty.

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Who's gallery did yer copy that from, then?

S'purdy that. Where did yer git the pic? T'internet?

Oooops! Echo, sorta!

Grippa said:

Oooops! Echo, sorta!

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It was a bit obvious though wasn't it.

thas not crusty.


Crusty int gorra woof.

Wot, ter nick a picher & try to convince folks yerv gorra Landy? Well, spose so, to a Pikey.

Nah a pikey wudda nicked the landy and then denied he had it.

Crusty has a woof you went for a drive in her Daff.
I know old folk start having senior moments but forgetting that she had roof.