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Yella, yer a right ****ter.

KSA = Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
Me = UK citizen (Leeds). Thus entitled to comment.

You = humourless pompous bat faced knobheed with a gay Landrover with strengthened seats to hold your fat jelly arse.

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Whoops - didn't realise everyone should fawningly agree with everything you say. Sincerest apologies.

Oh well; if you jump back in your Panzer Tank and head for the nearest book burning I'm sure you'll feel much more in control...

humourless pompous bat faced knobheed with a gay Landrover with strengthened seats to hold your fat jelly arse.

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OOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.

Hang on havent we been here before.

danny said:

forget the speed camera issue..
who polices this discussion group ?
the guy was not making a political point..he was telling it like it is.
we get enough critisism for driving our cars 'cos they are big but i like to think we drive them responsibly. that should also hold true for our use of language on a website like this.

come on guys lets clean it up a bit...

save the mud and s**t for the offroading.

i enjoy this website but not the language

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another ****ing arsehole!! what the **** do you mean clean it up a bit then you go and type s**t. why? why not just type **** we all know what it means or are you so much of a hooplehead you think that by typing some *'s instead of some letter its makes it like the beeps you get on 'beadles about'?

GRUNT said:

OOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh.

Hang on havent we been here before.

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you should know by now that if you don't agree with arseholes then you are a) a poof
b) fat
c)stupid
d) shaggin yer mom or dad or both
e)homourless
f)the owner of a small penis
g)likely to provoke them into saying 'whatever'
h)gonna hear some bollocks about how crap this site is
i) also likely to say ' i don't care

oh and as for KSA i got done fur speeding in KoF on a sunday morning at about 8.30. mr plod's magic gun had me doing 155mph.
did you all hear the story about mr plod on patrol in the border region near keswick? it seems mr plod was bored and when a RAF jet (low level) went past a bit quick he decided he relieve the borbom by checking the speed of said jet.

meanwhile at a height of 150feet mr pilot was saying to himself...AAAARGH!!!! **** ME !! I HAVE A LOCK ON.
it seems that mr plods radar gun had set off the jet's lock on alarm. so mr pilot is on the radio to base yelling HELP! some **** has a sam locked on to me. base contacted local plod who sent out an alert to all plod in the area to be on the look out for man with big gun.
meanwhile mr bored plod is saying "nah! can't be ......i hope"
so he contacts plod station and tells what he did. plod contact RAF who in turn contact pilot with brown flying suit. flying officer brownsuit says yeah thats where it happened. so the all go back to green alert and a few beers in the mess all except mr bored plod who gets radar duty for the next 6 months.
i've only heard of this from one source so it urban legion factor is pretty low.unless you know different

riches2004x said:

Yella, yer a right ****ter.
You = humourless pompous bat faced knobheed with a gay Landrover with strengthened seats to hold your fat jelly arse.

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If he had written "ugly" in that description as well, i would of said he knew you personally Yella.

Me old jelly arsed mate...................