Sorry.. But I'm Moanin!!!!!!

Wen i broke down on friduy, un called the AA out, he pulled un
lugged at fingz under the bonnet, then got his laptop out to connect
to my gaylander TD4, to do a diagnostic test.. a bit later he said..
I cant connect to your car, this lead wont fit it!! in other wordz,
he carries 1 lead, un hopes it fits every car that brakes down!! un if
it dont, hard luck!!

Wot sort of service is that!!

He then sez.. i can tow ya to a garage, un they can do a diagnostic
test for you! yeah.. cos thev got the ****in kit, thats why!!

He even started blamin L/R, un sez thev put the rong socket in it!!
there all like this he sez!! ... feckin aint!!

Iv bin fonin round uffer brakedown services, ta see if i can get better
service, un one that has kit tu do the job!!

what the fook do ya expect , if ya goin to drive round in a fookin frock make sure the gaylander as bin serviced, cant blame the breakdown guy , o mean who the fook would want to plug anythin in to a gaylander..

Zaccly!!



But ay.. got no kit!!


Muppets!!!

AA gave me good service the last time i called them out. Towing a trailer for a mate, we got a flat on the trailer and he didnt have a wbrace to remove the wheel. We called the aa wheel changed inside 12 mins.

SCOTSMAN said:

AA gave me good service the last time i called them out. Towing a trailer for a mate, we got a flat on the trailer and he didnt have a wbrace to remove the wheel. We called the aa wheel changed inside 12 mins.

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Thats about all they have got...

A wheelbrace!!!

ffs greenie do you ever do anything but ****ing moan, you should try having your glass half full instad of half empty. you bought the piece of **** and now yer tryin ter blame every other fooker.

his frock,s in the wash thats his fookin prob...............................

yella said:

ffs greenie do you ever do anything but ****ing moan, you should try having your glass half full instad of half empty. you bought the piece of **** and now yer tryin ter blame every other fooker.

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Hey Yella.. im avin a bad day.. ok!! un im not blamin every other fooker..
just the AA!!

ive got more kit thun they av!! muppets!

if youve got more kit than them, what the **** did you call em out for?

yella said:

if youve got more kit than them, what the **** did you call em out for?

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I'll mend the fecker meself.. av dun before, so i will again!!



Anyway.. if ya cant stand me moanin, dont fookin read it!!


Feck-orf!!

it dunt bother me if yer a moanin ****er or not mate, i'll just sit ere and wind yer up, i aint gettin stressed by life, you are, now shut the **** up

yella said:

it dunt bother me if yer a moanin ****er or not mate, i'll just sit ere and wind yer up, i aint gettin stressed by life, you are, now shut the **** up

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I aint stressed yella ****er, that went over me head yrs ago!!

The title sez i was moanin, so ya didnt have to read it did ya!! ****!!

i dunt have ter read anything if i dunt want to, im just enjoyin me sen gettin you to bite.. yer very ****in good at it

oooh 4 stars, wonder what that could mean

yella said:

i dunt have ter read anything if i dunt want to, im just enjoyin me sen gettin you to bite.. yer very ****in good at it

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Yella.. ya got it the rong way round, im the fisherman, i throw the
line un YOU bite!! un it werks



I must admitt.. i feel alot better now!!!

so yer think im biting when im actually sat here laughing at the mindless **** you are typing, while you rant aimlessly about a situation that happened 2 days ago. ffs and then you have the front to say you let things go over your head

yella said:

so yer think im biting when im actually sat here laughing at the mindless **** you are typing, while you rant aimlessly about a situation that happened 2 days ago. ffs and then you have the front to say you let things go over your head

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Try it sum time.. its dead easy..


your a sad ****, ya aint got nuthin better tu do on a suday arfnoon!!


Tell ya wot... ya could alwayz go un plant sum potaters wiff that
tratter ov yourz!!

Mind ya dunt get stuck tho!!

i aint got nowt better to do on a sunday to be honest. ive already got me dog wound up for tonights fight, so i'll just sit ere and watch everything go over your head seen as you aint stressed. as fer plantin the spuds, lets face it, yer ****in gaylander ud struggle to get up a kerb so its a good job the supermarkets aint relying on you and yer knackered hairdressers car to stock their shelves aint it

yella said:

i aint got nowt better to do on a sunday to be honest. ive already got me dog wound up for tonights fight, so i'll just sit ere and watch everything go over your head seen as you aint stressed. as fer plantin the spuds, lets face it, yer ****in gaylander ud struggle to get up a kerb so its a good job the supermarkets aint relying on you and yer knackered hairdressers car to stock their shelves aint it

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Ooooooooooww... I just got a bite!! ****in float went right
under!! ha ha!!