Sometimes you just gotta smile!!!!!

over the last week when I've bin sat here typin at some God unearthly hour I've heard a "Chirp" from behind me (it always happens at 12:30AM)

Now I'm thinkin .." I know its the damn Rf in the car pickin up spurious signals"

so, Sat, Sun,Monday I makes sure I'm outside at 12;25AM waitin fer the bastard ................(Standin there like a fookin Lemon, pretending I'm havin a fag before goin to bed!!)
NOWT, NOTHIN, ZIPPO, Complete Fook all........

Tonight, I thought "OK yer bastard I'm not gonna rest til I've solved this, so I stands at the kitchen door (it opens on to my driveway) WAITING!!!!! 12:25, 12:26,12:27, 12:28, 12:29, 12:30!!!... Fookin Chirp Chirp Chirp....BUT ITS NOT OUTSIDE........

IT WAS THE FOOKIN FRIDGE !!!Tellin me to change the Water Filter!!!!!!!

As I said in the title "You just gotta smile sometimes" even the fookin domestic appliances are gangin up on me now!!!!!

P38 paranoia strikes again

paranoia? now here's a term that does not become the P38.

Wow - changing the water filter on a fridge sounds like the easiest fix for a P38 I have heard yet! You can drink tea whilst you are doing it, you are in the warm, there is ample light, no tools required.....

Although HC, I must admit, it must be a pretty comprehensive fridge to have a water filter and the brains to ask you to change it, it sounds more intelegent than the P38 :hysterically_laughi

probably still need a special tool to change the water filter !!!!!!

And the filter probably costs almost as much as a new fridge!

Datatek said:

And the filter probably costs almost as much as a new fridge!

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SORTED!!! .. Found the "Overide" button ... the fooker thinks I've changed it now..NO MORE Chirp chirp chirp...