Someone must of changed petrol engine to diesel

redhand said:

Reverse thrusters ?????

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Thats just so gay. Go to another forum with your pottymouth.

storm99 said:

Thats just so gay. Go to another forum with your pottymouth.

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If they work for Apollo 11 they'll be fine on a series.. what's up with ya, ****ed again?? or been sampling the contents of the works meds locker??

redhand said:

If they work for Apollo 11 they'll be fine on a series.. what's up with ya, ****ed again?? or been sampling the contents of the works meds locker??

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Bit of both. And a sausage roll.

mmmm sausage roll not had one of them for ages.....

Get a life removing myself of this site so dont waste your time sending back a message ill have last say go and rest your skull buy buy

engine said:

Get a life removing myself of this site so dont waste your time sending back a message ill have last say go and rest your skull buy buy

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May i suggest you grow a pair?

engine said:

Get a life removing myself of this site so dont waste your time sending back a message ill have last say go and rest your skull buy buy

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It might help if ye use the " Quote" button so's we can see who ye're replying to:doh:

engine said:

Get a life removing myself of this site so dont waste your time sending back a message ill have last say go and rest your skull buy buy

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What do you want us to buy?

Fook off yer cuunt.

FFS ya can't help some peeps can ya???? mind yu if he had the intelligence to phrase his question properly. He'd probably have had a proper answer by now..

if you had introduced yourself, then asked your question in a manner we could understand saying which vehicle and engines you wanted information about we may have been able to help

sorry for being blunt but your not helping yourself by acting like a spoiled child when you haven't even asked a question that is written in a manner that can be understood,

re-write your question including information like what vehicle you have, what engine it has fitted and what engine you want to fit and we might have a chance of answering it

E.G.

Hello.

i require some information regarding fitting a ........... engine to a ............. that previously had a ............. engine fitted, what parts will i need to perform this transplant and what special tools will i require?

thanks

.........

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that is a question that will get a reply with useful information

I shall answer him in a manner befitting.

Ja, det er sgu ikke sa svaert, du skla skaffe dig en lav kilometer brugt motor med alle det horer til. Pas nu pa med at alle pakninger er i orden. Jeg synes du burde tag en 200tdi men det kan ogsa vaere en 300..det ma du selv bestem...bare sog for at motor ikke rygger for meget. Du kan kob en erstatnings kit med alle rorer pa ebay.

I hope this helps.

ok you need to teach me some danish

G-man said:

if

Hello.

i require some information regarding fitting a ........... engine to a ............. that previously had a ............. engine fitted, what parts will i need to perform this transplant and what special tools will i require?

thanks

.........

^^^^

that is a question that will get a reply with useful information

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FFS Do a Search

redhand said:

FFS Do a Search

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bollocks the surch just brinnged up a load of information that wis not wot i wonted i wonted someone to tel me how to do the swap....

G-man said:

bollocks the surch just brinnged up a load of information that wis not wot i wonted i wonted someone to tel me how to do the swap....

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Thats the waekness in the search...tells you how to do stuff and loads of info...but doesnt magically do the work..its a bugger.

ffs it does my head in i do a search it should do the bugger for me!

G-man said:

bollocks the surch just brinnged up a load of information that wis not wot i wonted i wonted someone to tel me how to do the swap....

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Oh well if you've done a search. & It int helped I'll just pop over and do the swap for you.

Only charge £120 an hr.

redhand said:

Oh well if you've done a search. & It int helped I'll just pop over and do the swap for you.

Only charge £1.20 a day.

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fair enough come fit me body to me chassis for me

Having done a search I've found that the ****wit OP has a disco MPi*. I can only presume that he wants to change it for a 2.1/4 diesel for more power.




*(see how he describes it in his profile 'about me'):hysterically_laughi

And I thought i was ****ed.