so anyway

tom69 said:

ive got a
v8i disco
300tdi disco
300tdi 90
110 hi cap
90td
s3 lwb
s3 swb
s1 86
yeah right, swap my lovely pile of landies for 3/4ton of dog meat why dont you take my nuts n all

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I believe yur missus already has

no i just let her think she has

tom69 said:

ive got a
v8i disco
300tdi disco
300tdi 90
110 hi cap
90td
s3 lwb
s3 swb
s1 86
yeah right, swap my lovely pile of landies for 3/4ton of dog meat why dont you take my nuts n all

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looks like yu well on ya way then - looks like £40 worth to me

Chrits almighty this fred is fkn dross, I've just read through the whole thing thinking it might pick up, but no, not a fkn chance!

Anyone wanna swap a Landy fer my showjumper?

i seen yo showjumper and i dont wanna go anywhere near it, thanks.

I wuz offering to swap it fer a Landy, not asking you to feel it up ya durdy ol' daft crip'.

has anyone else noticed how marcus's show jumper has developed riger mortis in the ****ing position

crikey - any more words of description - yu might have to learn to spell.

funny that, me old man keeps saying to me "don't touch that, its worth more than your education."

Dont tell me - Old Cleeve School House"

i think he was describing his hair drier smart car. yuk.

nope Brymore boarding school for boys. here we go, lets have it, **** takers united start your engines.

there ya go - we can be quite restrained when we want to be

now tell him wot yer telt me on MSN !

funny guy hay. i can take the abuse, im not botherd

mondo said:

now tell him wot yer telt me on MSN !

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who is dis guy?

dunno but dont intrduce him to your misses

tom69 said:

nope Brymore boarding school for boys. here we go, lets have it, **** takers united start your engines.

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Went to an all boys school? Explains his surprise at my jumper being in the ****ing position. I had to **** myself off, he had a bunch of big boys only too willing to lend a hand.

tom69 said:

dunno but dont intrduce him to your misses

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Or yer hits?

Why int the camo merkins playing no more?

Likes merkins me.