Slob

oh you know me so well..except
wots a internet warrior?
i'm too skinny to be fat
i'm never lonely and i can spell
usually happy specially after a bong or two
got 5 kids by 3 wimin
no **** at school was big enough to bully me
is the "wants to be black ?" a question?
if i was a mars bars i probelly would eat meself when i had the munchies
and i don't drink and only stink of **** after having sat in your landy.

and i don't love a collection of metal and plastic
...

you wont to see a nob look in the mirror

ffs outside loo why can't you think of your own ideas, copying slobs poll of what do you think of ...... is a bit remedial.


when god said "go in room 3 for brains" paul thought he said trains and he wanted a scalextric instead so he didn't bother to go in

I see you've upset someone else then Slob! Nothing to do with "chequer plate" was it?

nah!! not this time. isn't strange how some people you can comment on their wife's activities in motels and its taken as a larf and others get upset cos you make a statment about their love for their landrover.. which is true, whereas handjob paul's comments about me are all false cepting for the bit about being over weight..yes i am a fat bastard.
if he can't take a joke without getting all uppity i'll just have to take him off me xmas card list and tell his missus i can't see her any more.