Should Hippo be made an honourary tratter driver?

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Should Hippo be made an honourary tratter driver

  • why the hell not

    Votes: 6 20.0%

  • no way hes a gaylanderer FFS

    Votes: 8 26.7%

  • whos hippo

    Votes: 1 3.3%

  • who cares

    Votes: 4 13.3%

  • BoB is/was very well could still be gay

    Votes: 11 36.7%
  • Total voters
    30
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Since Hippo has started visitin the durdy section should he become an honourary member?

He is one of very few gaylanderers that actually leaves the tarmac ;)
 
Hippo said:
Thought id have another look around in the Tratter section, I like it in here, it's so much more manly than the gaylanderers section, with all that talk of hair straighteners and the merits of differents conditioners, it can get really bitchy. Its only recently i've plucked up the courage to come into the Fender section openly, instead of just lurking as a guest. What I REALLY want is for some muppet to buy my gaylander, then I can can buy myself a Fender and hang around in the ruffty toughty Tratter section all the time, I could be a proper Tratter boy then and not just an honourable one, id REALLY like that. :lvkiss-106:
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It is wiff great pleasure that I accept my honary tratter driver accolade.

From this day forth, I will wave ta every tratter driver I pass by. I'll also turn off the heating, un tip cold water down me back, as a mark of respect.

May the force of the hippo be wiff you, or pulling you out.
 
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Hippo said:
It is wiff great pleasure that I accept my honary tratter driver accolade.

From this day forth, I will wave ta every tratter driver I pass by. I’ll also turn off the heating, un tip cold water down me back, as a mark of respect.

May the force of the hippo be wiff you, or pulling you out.
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*hits Hippo with my fake gucci imitation crocodile manbag! TURNCOAT! :p

(can I have your high heel steelcaps now? :) )
 
Streetlander said:
*hits Hippo with my fake gucci imitation crocodile manbag! TURNCOAT! :p

(can I have your high heel steelcaps now? :) )
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I int turned, I'm only a honary member of the durdy tratter boy buscuit tin society, minus the durdy bit, and the tratter bit, and the buscuit tin bit. Ya have ta make friends wiff them, if yer want to get one on video being recovered by a Freelander.
 
Hippo said:
It is wiff great pleasure that I accept my honary tratter driver accolade.

From this day forth, I will wave ta every tratter driver I pass by. I’ll also turn off the heating, un tip cold water down me back, as a mark of respect.

May the force of the hippo be wiff you, or pulling you out.
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:welcome2: You also need to always drive with the window open, so there's room for your elbow, and a big daft grin on your face;););)
Make sure you wipe your feet on the way out you durdy hippo.:p:p:p:p
 
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