Should fleck buy...

at least i will be rid of the slitty... and mrs fleck says i don`t need the extra 10"

fleck said:

at least i will be rid of the slitty... and mrs fleck says i don`t need the extra 10"

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The ballast reckons she's just trying to boost your confidence.

if i get any more confident i am going to become a tory mp....
tell lady ratty there is love eminating from berkcestershire for you both.

fleck said:

if i get any more confident i am going to become a tory mp....
tell lady ratty there is love eminating from berkcestershire for you both.

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The ballast is wishing to pass on mutual feelings (ooh err missus)

She is rather annoyed with you though as the last time we were at Parkhurst we ended up sat next to a chav in a Nova. She would like to state that it's not as aesthetically pleasing as the former Fleck mobile was and would like this situation rectified forthwith.

ratty said:

When you say 'temporarily escaped' do you mean that he's rung childline again so that they could send him on another all expenses paid holiday with people buying him all the sweets and chocolate that he wants?

It usually takes a month before they realise that he isn't the sweet innocent schoolboy that he looks like.

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Think the gray hair is a give away

Thor1950 said:

Think the gray hair is a give away

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I take it hair dye hasn't reached the states yet....... which is funny cos a lot of the Merkins that come visiting over this neck of the woods seem to have red hair.....

The Merkin blokes tend to wear baseball hats, white socks and jesus creepers and like to wear bum bags around their waists and cameras around their necks.:attention:

ratty said:

The ballast is wishing to pass on mutual feelings (ooh err missus)

She is rather annoyed with you though as the last time we were at Parkhurst we ended up sat next to a chav in a Nova. She would like to state that it's not as aesthetically pleasing as the former Fleck mobile was and would like this situation rectified forthwith.

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duly noted, as above i am busy sorting it although it could have been worse, could have been 'pikey' doggers...

ratty said:

I take it hair dye hasn't reached the states yet....... which is funny cos a lot of the Merkins that come visiting over this neck of the woods seem to have red hair.....

The Merkin blokes tend to wear baseball hats, white socks and jesus creepers and like to wear bum bags around their waists and cameras around their necks.:attention:

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This bloke don't do none of that, Just a Ford Tractor hat, and the fag bags are so gay

fleck said:

duly noted, as above i am busy sorting it although it could have been worse, could have been 'pikey' doggers...

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Pikey'd never be able to get to the widget without an appropriate adult with him.

Oooh. sorry. It's not what you meant.

Thor1950 said:

This bloke don't do none of that, Just a Ford Tractor hat, and the fag bags are so gay

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You're so gay

This thread couldn't get much gayer if BoB and BigP joined in wearing leather chaps

Anyway, it int about how long it is....it's about how wide yer back doors open up

blue beasty said:

This thread couldn't get much gayer if BoB and BigP joined in wearing leather chaps

Anyway, it int about how long it is....it's about how wide yer back doors open up

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It's always good to hear the views of a professional up hill Gardener.

blue beasty said:

This thread couldn't get much gayer if BoB and BigP joined in wearing leather chaps

Anyway, it int about how long it is....it's about how wide yer back doors open up

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and from pics posted, your back door opens very wide

Thor1950 said:

and from pics posted, your back door opens very wide

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I think it's fair to say that his back doors swing both ways.

ratty said:

It's always good to hear the views of a professional up hill Gardener.

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Yer only jealous cause mines longerer than yours anorl

blue beasty said:

Yer only jealous cause mines longerer than yours anorl

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That's ok. Mine has the ability to thrust it far better than yours. I hear the performance of yours is a little limp.

and i only wanted to know if i should buy a v8...
stupid question anyway.... of course i should!
back to leather chaps and back alleys then i guess....

ratty said:

That's ok. Mine has the ability to thrust it far better than yours. I hear the performance of yours is a little limp.

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Mines definately more rigid and room for 5 in the back. Yours is a little soft when the ride gets bouncy

fleck said:

and i only wanted to know if i should buy a v8...
stupid question anyway.... of course i should!
back to leather chaps and back alleys then i guess....

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I can move this thread to the gaylander section if ya like?

fleck said:

and i only wanted to know if i should buy a v8...
stupid question anyway.... of course i should!
back to leather chaps and back alleys then i guess....

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Oi! You int allowed to hijack yer own thread....

FFS......Noobs :doh: