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Simon Isaacs
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On Mon, 1 May 2006 23:35:46 +0100, "Lee_D"
<[email protected]> scribbled the following
nonsense:
>"Austin Shackles" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>
>>>A mate of mine (and yes it was a mate, not me) had a very bad experience
>>>in
>>>a Mini. The lady he was with was deployed in the only possible position
>>>on
>>>the back seat and he had both front seats lifted forward. At the crucial
>>>moment, in an attempt at sprog-avoidance, he moved smartly backwards and
>>>slipped. Remember those long gear levers in the early Minis? Apparently
>>>it
>>>took half an hour to get him off it (and half a box of tissues on the gear
>>>knob before it was fit to drive again). The girl nearly died laughing
>>>when
>>>she related it to us in the pub the next night.
>>
>> eeek!
>>
>> should've stumped up for a condom, innit.
>>
>
>Just lucky it wasn't an Auto...now that would have smarted... and the drive
>to A & E could have been interesting
>
dunno, wouldn't have neededto move across the box though, just
backwards and forwards from D to R
--
Simon Isaacs
"Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote"
George Jean Nathan (1882-1955)
<[email protected]> scribbled the following
nonsense:
>"Austin Shackles" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>
>>>A mate of mine (and yes it was a mate, not me) had a very bad experience
>>>in
>>>a Mini. The lady he was with was deployed in the only possible position
>>>on
>>>the back seat and he had both front seats lifted forward. At the crucial
>>>moment, in an attempt at sprog-avoidance, he moved smartly backwards and
>>>slipped. Remember those long gear levers in the early Minis? Apparently
>>>it
>>>took half an hour to get him off it (and half a box of tissues on the gear
>>>knob before it was fit to drive again). The girl nearly died laughing
>>>when
>>>she related it to us in the pub the next night.
>>
>> eeek!
>>
>> should've stumped up for a condom, innit.
>>
>
>Just lucky it wasn't an Auto...now that would have smarted... and the drive
>to A & E could have been interesting
>
dunno, wouldn't have neededto move across the box though, just
backwards and forwards from D to R
--
Simon Isaacs
"Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote"
George Jean Nathan (1882-1955)