scurity over Crimbo...

no but some gypsies do tell lies.
my sister had two green marks on the inside of her thighs, and the doctor told her, your gypsy boyfriends earings were not real gold.

GRUNT said:

I would like to take this oportunity to point out that not all thieves are Gypsies and it also follows that not all Gypsies are thieves.

Quotes like the above can and do encourage hatred in an allready dificult environment.

Please please please think twice before putting this type of racism into print, after all this forum is a public forum and is read by all manner of people of different races, creeds, colours, age and gullibilty.

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After a post like that... it's plain to see that Robin ain't the only one !

Why not just take it with you?

ere adz, stop now before yer get in too deep

int that wot miniman said to slim willy?

my sister had two green marks on the inside of her thighs

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So any old how two blokes were sitting in the doctors surgery discussing their ailments, the first blokes problem was a red ring round his penis. The second blokes problem was a green ring round his penis. The first bloke (call him what you will it doesn't matter)was called in to see the doctor, after a few minutes he came out with a big grin on his face and said to the second bloke "No worries nothing to bother about a wet sponge will sort it out". So the second bloke(call him by a different name if you like but it's up to you) much relieved at the good news went into the doctors surgery. The doctor on inspecting the second blokes penis said " I'm afraid it's bad news we'll have to cut your penis off" "What" screamed the second bloke "the last bloke that came in said it was good news and that a wet sponge would sort it out". "Ah" replied the doctor "his was only lipstick".

it's plain to see that Robin ain't the only one

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Eh?

your gypsy boyfriends earings were not real gold.

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Erm.

Erm Ormus erm

Ahhh Ormus.

Ahem. Erm. Ormus......................... wots... erm... your sisters name?

Not that it's important nor noffink.

She's not got any kids has she?

grunt's talking to himself again.....

you dont get answered back if ya talks to yerself does ya.

course ya dont...

Who said that...

Let your tyres down before you go away

my sis is called phylis macavity. we call her phil.
married once, one child.
available for parties weddings funerals etc.. (in fact, anywhere where there is free drink).
she especially enjoys home brewed ale, farm animals, dogs and 4x4s.

is she your twin?

nah, she's taller than him

is he appearing in panto this season?