Range Rover evoque fault

End of the day "I couldn't care" if the evoque isnt a "REAL" Range Rover or what ever you call a real one, I bought it because my misses wanted one and it's ideal for her not to big not to small and easy to park as it parks itself, I rarely drive it because I rather be in my defender, all I wanted to know why the sensor stuck on which hopefully I found out and can solve instead being ripped off by Land Rover, I'm pretty sure it's real anyways because its on the logbook.

No ktm also come in black or white too so feel free to buy one and explore.

R99ANR said:

End of the day "I couldn't care" if the evoque isnt a "REAL" Range Rover or what ever you call a real one, I bought it because my misses wanted one and it's ideal for her not to big not to small and easy to park as it parks itself, I rarely drive it because I rather be in my defender, all I wanted to know why the sensor stuck on which hopefully I found out and can solve instead being ripped off by Land Rover, I'm pretty sure it's real anyways because its on the logbook.

No ktm also come in black or white too so feel free to buy one and explore.

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Cool. It was a serious question, as yours is orange and so far can only find orange on the atv sites. I'm off to look around, as Andy spoiled the fishing trip. Thanks for biting though

lol I ain't biting I couldn't care about the evoque one bit, I got nothing but love ktm atv only come in orange or white but I'm confused how you know mine is orange are you spying on me and taking selfies with my evoque

R99ANR said:

lol I ain't biting I couldn't care about the evoque one bit, I got nothing but love ktm atv only come in orange or white but I'm confused how you know mine is orange are you spying on me and taking selfies with my evoque

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I thought I told you ....... ssshhhhhhhh don't tell everyone. Jeez you're going to have to keep secrets better than that, if you want an invite on the next Margate trip. Oh and own a brightly coloured thong.

Call it the Land Rover Evoque and many won't have a problem with it....but it isn't a Range Rover....

A chap at our club has the Evoque, and he says 'who cares, for all intent and purpose, when I throw my keys on the bar in a pub, everyone can see 'Range Rover' on them, so to them I drive a Range Rover- who cares its an Evoque or not even a real Range Rover. I still get the kudos, without the big price tag'.

Saint.V8 said:

Call it the Land Rover Evoque and many won't have a problem with it....but it isn't a Range Rover....

A chap at our club has the Evoque, and he says 'who cares, for all intent and purpose, when I throw my keys on the bar in a pub, everyone can see 'Range Rover' on them, so to them I drive a Range Rover- who cares its an Evoque or not even a real Range Rover. I still get the kudos, without the big price tag'.

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Which sums it up exactly.

Thought this was in Anything Goes for a minute by all the replies.
It has Range Rover on the bonnet so its a Range Rover.
Diagnostic reader should be able to pinpoint what sensor is faulty.

Oh my god first its stockings in one thread now its thongs !!! tissue somebody quick!

Bugger should have quoted gold rover in there so it makes sense, must be my age ( not the first time I said that )

kds said:

Bugger should have quoted gold rover in there so it makes sense, must be my age ( not the first time I said that )

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Welcome to my world

Those evoque's aren't made to go backwards. That's why the rear window is the size it is.

Did you buy the 4x4 version or just the mini metro vewrsion? The evoques don't come under range rover electronics.

Rick-the-Pick said:

or just the mini metro vewrsion?

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It's the 4x4 version but what gets me is that people going on like i give two ****s if it's a Range Rover or not, I just wanted know something and that's it, it's a ****ing Range Rover on the logbook so to me it's a Range Rover sorry. if it's not a "REAL" one then open another section for evoques on its own geez bunch of girls with their hand bags gettin nasty.

If you want Evoque support from lots of people who actually drive them:
http://babyrr.com/forum/
You'll get less verbal on their I imagine.

This is a " wind-up" forum, being a member means you accept this. When you take it personally, it just gets worse and more will take part.

R99ANR said:

It's the 4x4 version but what gets me is that people going on like i give two ****s if it's a Range Rover or not, I just wanted know something and that's it, it's a ****ing Range Rover on the logbook so to me it's a Range Rover sorry. if it's not a "REAL" one then open another section for evoques on its own geez bunch of girls with their hand bags gettin nasty.

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Wow I was beginning to think you had a sense of humour, after all you did buy an ejoke but if that's not a great big bite coupled with a girly hissy fit , I got to get me some new glasses. Also only person swearing and getting nasty was you, tut, tut

Give the OP a break, he asked a civil question in the correct section.
Anything Goes is usually the section for taking the Pi55.

gold rover said:

Wow I was beginning to think you had a sense of humour, after all you did buy an ejoke but if that's not a great big bite coupled with a girly hissy fit , I got to get me some new glasses

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I do have sense humour, at first it was a ejoke now it's getting boring. Plus 50k evoque/ejoke/not real isn't a cheap motor imo but guess we have rich folks on here that are driving there 80k RR sports and vouges offroad and at p&p's.



I know u like that one ejoke uh uh

biggeeeee said:

Give the OP a break, he asked a civil question in the correct section.
Anything Goes is usually the section for taking the Pi55.

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He was given a civil answer in post 2. The rest was gentle humour , only person needing to use AG is actually the OP when he started swearing.

And end of the day if my misses had the confidence to drive a bigger range like the sport or vouge believe me I would have one sat next to my defender.