problem big problem

well here we go on xmass day my 200tdi decided to start playin games all the lights decided to turn on by there self last night i lost central locking powered windows wont start on key most important tho radio not turning on all fueses are fine tho if any one has any ideas id be most gratefull as the local garrage just pulled there face when said me car was a disco

Welcome to planet bad earth.

yup, definitely!