Pimp it out!!

xzoex said:

I think you will find this all started when Slob decided to maks a sexist comment, as you say its all banter but someone just seems a bit touchy.

no need for all this now is there?

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wot? yer can't blame me if wumum's brains are better suited to shopping and crochet. if yer religious yer can blame gawd if yer not yule just have to accept that yer nevver be as gifted in the techicnkle matters as wot us blokes is

as i say ur entitled to your oppinion...

19 year old girlie who's into Landies and shootin eh?

well helllllllooooooooo!

hahahaha Grandad

Treworgey 90 said:

19 year old girlie who's into Landies and shootin eh?

well helllllllooooooooo!

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fook orf its a 45yo docker from hull just yanking yer tool

xzoex said:

as i say ur entitled to your oppinion...

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ah can see yer a mite confused.. the wurd yer looking fer is facts . wot yer need type is


" of course Lord Slob your right and that is a fact us wumum just can't cope wiff mechanical things, anyway i have to rush off as i need to buy more shoes"

ignore the oldies, welcome to landyzone.

burtonboy, i think she was calling you atiila-the-hun

as you can tell bling 90's arnt all the rage here on landyzone. good luck fending off this lot of grunters

G

bling i think my landy has a bit of bling but pimp and landy just dont go together and dont let some on here get you down

xzoex said:

I dissagree i think we could compeete with the saxos and fiats any day

Zoe x

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Get a fiat or a saxo...

the words 'pimp' & 'landrover' should never be used in the same sentence except in the following context

"I have just run over that pimp with my landrover"

or i pimped all dem bitches and collected ma dallaz in ma landy

If she asks how to make it go over bigger rocks and through deeper mud then I will be happy, we need a few more wimin type in this forum.

A barbie who likes playing with landy engines... not going to complain.

here's some tips.
1. no chrome!
2. 16" wheels with big tyres
3. don't drop the suspention, wear suspenders
4. dun't remember Rihanna is on the telly phrooooaaaaar crap song realy good video!
5. do away with the bonnet catch and fit a pair of bonnet pins
6. waiding kit and snorkel
7. dog guard with gun rack

who the **** let the split arse out o the kitchen??????

do we have to go buy some chav hats and addidas track suits to drive landys now?
Does any one where i can get some bling riggers?

burtonboy said:

the words 'pimp' & 'landrover' should never be used in the same sentence except in the following context

"I have just run over that pimp with my landrover"

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very good lol!!

yer late finishing in the kitchen tonight or was yer watching the shopping channel?

or have ye been out pimpin yer ride?

...or yourself

ye cant say that to a young lady!!