Personalise a landy?

G-man said:

yer never know when yer gonna have to do some off roading! an if yer crack yer diff/hydraulic yer injun the first time you go out you will look a right ****

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ah yer for those times when he's taking the kids to school and thinks "today i will take a short cut through that field and through those woods"

now i see the point of fitting them, better get that front/rear winch fitted as well, oh and those big fat tyres and a big hook on the roof so it can be airlifted out when he gets really stuck

ok so my suggestions are no good save some money and buy a ****ing great main battle tank and charge about in that mr.T snickers ad style

rangeless - tell us which version of Sollihull's finest you intend to buy and what you intend to use the vehicle for. You might get some sensible suggestions as to modifications then.

G-man said:

ok so my suggestions are no good save some money and buy a ****ing great main battle tank and charge about in that mr.T snickers ad style

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Er, that one wuz crap too G-spot.

no it wunt coz i iz a freelance idea finkeruper so there! bajaj

Griffdowg said:

yer, what he said. what you want to bolt on is all of this!

looks good dunnit

(prepare to be ripped... but that dont matter, cos im leaving for the pub )

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aye thats more like what i meant! prob get a disco (sorry i not up on all the terminology yet..... gaylander??)

not the kinda car id take to hellfrauds an try chav up with lexus lights and such!
i just be using it for normal daily road use but might be tempted to try a little off roading but not given much thought into it.

G-man said:

no it wunt coz i iz a freelance idea finkeruper so there! bajaj

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Wiv a small pwnis?

now thats asking for trouble(the kind that comes in picture form)
Gaylander = freelander = landrover for gays = you don't want one

well if you needed a family car...why not put a roof box on the mini for the kids...also u then cant hear the 'are we there yet'

u can do ne thing with one

an extra pair of headlamps helps cause standard disco ones are poo. My advice is always to drive it round and see what you need to buy rather than what you think you might need.

And then when you have added all the usfull bits, you can then set about fu****** up the paintwork with scratches and if your really sad you remember where you go them all from.... Hey come on to Gaylanders aint that bad my old 1.8 S plate, really got a hard life offroading and surrvived, just