people that need putting against the wall

People who say.

"Long time no see".

James Blunt for definate, he doesn't sing he bloody well whines and whinges the songs.

Regards WP.

ffs you forgot ltipaoaf

1)the ex-wife
2)the Trans World Airline Trainee in Leicestershire who will fine you for putting rubbish in the bin!
3)myself, for buying a toyota surf and expecting it to do what the range rover will do, hence I abbandoned the trailer in the field

The people that invent new names for things that have been around for years that already have a perfectly good name.

Like Grilled bread (toast).

I've just had an idea.

people who let the dogs crap on the foot path! and them who like to split tow ball covers with their engine blocks...

oh and them who pronounce BOUY as BOOIE and router as rowter (router as in to move data down a path not as in to gouge chunks out of)

people who let the dogs crap on the foot path!

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Cat owners are worse. They just let the ****ing things roam wherever they want diging holes and ****ting in them. Usually in my chuffing seed beds so when I do any gardening I end up with cat **** under my finger nails.

nosey parkers
you know the type as soon as you lift the bonnet there there in an instant "whats wrong with it" "you want to be careful you'll take the skin off your knuckles" just fook off and boil your head usualy works to get rid of them

Best thing to do clarkie is offer the wakner yer spanners and stand back. Thats my solution.

Regards WP.

radicalrabit said:

oh and them who pronounce BOUY as BOOIE and router as rowter (router as in to move data down a path not as in to gouge chunks out of)

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and them that spell buoy wrong

GRUNT said:

Cat owners are worse. They just let the ****ing things roam wherever they want diging holes and ****ting in them. Usually in my chuffing seed beds so when I do any gardening I end up with cat **** under my finger nails.

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i have a cat and it never ****s in my garden

'Cos the ****ers ****ting in mine the furry couch potato ****er.

yella disco said:

i have a cat and it never ****s in my garden

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Neither do mine, mind you Normans got attitude and he ****s where he likes.

Regards WP.

thats helpie cat(its actually a dog but don't tell him)
i aint got a clue where mine ****s, i only ever see him when he wants feeding then he jumps on my boot and slides across the kitchen floor

a ****in cat called norman:0

ffs wes is yer dog called horace

yella disco said:

ffs wes is yer dog called horace

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No matey, me old dog was called Deefer (D for dog) but he died a while back. He was a black Labrador, hooligan variety.

Regards WP.

so if the dog was called deefer dog how does that translate to norman for cat

yella disco said:

so if the dog was called deefer dog how does that translate to norman for cat

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God knows chap, he just looks like a Norman type of cat.

Regards WP.