you wanna see it round here oddie if you did youd know fookun damn well why i and most other residents park on the pavements and grassways
its due to the pigheaded tw@ts that work at the hospital who dont want to pay £35 per annum for a hospital parking space but will walk the 1/4 mile from our street to the hospital instead
you really need to try and get off my street at 7am to set off to work if you can get off yer driveway you wont get down the street due to it being blocked by nurses and such leaveing their cars running in the middle of the road while stood in someones garden telling the homeowner hes a **** fer haveing a legal driveway then blocking the homeowner in
whats more the speed these ****s hurtle round here i have actually tailed one just to see how quick she was moveing 40mph and this road is residential and restricted to 15 mph because a lot of kids live and play here
now the critical dimentions taken from me mate with the theodolite
pavement each side of the road 7foot from boundary to kerb and 12 foot from kerb to kerb meaning it makes sense for people with vans and large vehicles to park on the kerbs as long as we leave 5 foot for the prams and mobility carriages to get past
this is backed up by tony burns who is our local mp and has approved this behaviour for our street and the next one due to the hospital parking problem
we are also to recieve a new driveway on evry house this spring
so oddie think what you will bout me or what people like me do but dont mouth off without all the facts and do a fookin search will yer

