OY!..Wanagetmuddy tw@t

he should have send it to brick bollocks

slob said:

mornin folks..
and i must say i dunt think mondo is the "mostest here" member.

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Cough! erm! steady on slob..... Folks might take that the wrong way and think im a bit daft .......


Aye! point taken

nuff said

slob said:

mornin folks..eh! mornin idjits!
daft, did you know you can buy dishwasher tablets that contain all the **** you need to get yer dishes squeeky clean?

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yup - i new dat - but this is such a hard water area here - if yu use powder in dishwasher or washin machine it blocks the piggin drains - i got sickntired of rodding out the crud - so switched to liquid stuff - dont clog drains now - but sum idiot put the washer liquid in the rinse agent holder - coz it is so thick it clogged up the mechanism - given it a good strip down and pressure wash - removed must of the crud - seems to work ok now.
One jobby orf my list of 2 gazillion!

ah but these noo ones have speshill anti ard water stuff in them aswell

oh ffs its turning into fanny craddocks home keeping show now, as if the cakes and tea werent bad enough

ah wis only trying to save him some time so he could get on wiff his knitting

soz slob - knittin is next week - this week its 220/nissan/gt40 - not a hope in hell!

Hello All

Just had a test drive in one of them Nissan Murano Things.

Im a tad impressed

dems reliable too - just be wary of the doosal

This one was a 3.5 V6, It went like stink !!!!!

so - yu gonna join the slitty brigade?

The Mad Hat Man said:

so - yu gonna join the slitty brigade?

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Dont know yet, But its on the short list !!!!

Don't do it!! Don't join the slitty brigade! I strayed from the path of LR in a state of poor mental health just over a year ago...............this is what you get.... (see pic). I had to keep rescuing it from a muddy field with a Range Rover! Even got stuck on the lawn at home!

I can do that too - 'cept mine was a lr!

retsgom said:

Hello All

Just had a test drive in one of them Nissan Murano Things.

Im a tad impressed

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Er, you know they makes the monocock for them by heating a Gaylander then pumping it full of gas under pressure 'till it expands dontcha?

Pig ugly heap o' **** if ya ask me (which you didn't), but each to his own Rets!

The Mad Hat Man said:

I can do that too - 'cept mine was a lr!

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i thought you had a gaylander

slob said:

i thought you had a gaylander

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Point taken - mine was a load of crap!

Now Ive got it to work !!

Id better say hello to everyone !!!

And no Im not a spammer!!!


The confirmation was in my idiot filter box hence Ididnt see it but hey !!!

hey?
hay?
dont tell Minge - or else yu will be introduced to Muffin.