One seriously UGLY car

For sale £900 or swap for a Freelander. (will also consider offers of packets of crisps, fruit pastels and Dairy Milk)

Y reg, 1.9 JTD, Silver, Low miles, UGLY, has tax, MOT till June(ish), Lovely blue interior, did I mention its UGLY...bodywork in good condition as is interior.

Only selling as the wife (as they do) really, really wanted one and now really, really wants a Freelander instead even though shes only had it 4 months!

Please be advised there is an offensive picture of said vehicle below, dont scroll down unless you have poor eyesight.

MY EYES MY EYES

i have two sticky things to attach to heart moniter(used) two hospital wrist bands and shortly a blood stained stick plaster. Sorry the stitches are disposable.

FFS just had my tea

It has potential, just look :

no no no please take it away:behindsofa:

Does it say tis a tax exempt Series on the log book?

:wtf: is that

minty go trade it in.
there a freelander in lingdale motors think its up for £1200
worth a go ?

tyre man dave said:

minty go trade it in.
there a freelander in lingdale motors think its up for £1200
worth a go ?

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Nah... i is keepin me micra

minty,
said goodbye to my v8 last night.
have i got brain damage

tyre man dave said:

minty,
said goodbye to my v8 last night.
have i got brain damage

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err yep.. what ya done with it

sold it to milky

tyre man dave said:

sold it to milky

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ah, i was speakin to the guy that has landrover services in redcar other day ... burgundy 110?

you mean richie, its a good lad

ppwwooarrrr thats some sexy multispacker that is

Man, I just vommed up my bacon sandwich... Gonna find a fork to get the lumps out my keyboard

it would be hard to give that away never mind selling it haha.

Sizer said:

It has potential, just look :

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It has even more potential

bencorkill said:

It has even more potential View attachment 40397

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This...this is definitely the way forward!