oh ffs

pig went to THE MAN this morn to have her brakes done seeing as the so called mate who was supposed to be doing them let us down 2 weeks running Hubs had got shoes and cylinders from the Orphanage so took them with him, The Man took one look at cylinders and said not fitting them they're ****e, got no lip on the rubber seal so they'll leak so hubs says fine fit some better ones and leaves Pig with The Man.
Get a phonecall later to say front brakes are not the problem but the bearings which is why Pig pulls to the left under braking so bearings and seals to be added to list, back brakes are crap so need doing add that to list, oh and rear hub still leaking even tho so called mate did it 4 weeks ago so add that to list too:doh:
pig is spending the night with The Man I'll be spending the night wondering how much the bitch is going to cost me this time, ohhh actually it will be hubs paying as my card is stopped cos of cloning lol, not so bad after all then

typical women...

Griffdowg said:

typical women...

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hey, i have to wash his kaks and socks, the least he can do is pay for me landy to be fixed anyways, won't cost him as much as it cost me to have the valve done the other month

why isn't "hubs" doing these jobs, none of them are rocket science

Sean said:

why isn't "hubs" doing these jobs, none of them are rocket science

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cos he's a plank when it comes to anything practical, he can't even change the fecking wipers plus he works 6 days a week and don't get home till near 7 most nights, not a lot of time left for playing on landy, i wish he could do it, would save me a fortune

landybird said:

cos he's a plank when it comes to anything practical, he can't even change the fecking wipers plus he works 6 days a week and don't get home till near 7 most nights, not a lot of time left for playing on landy, i wish he could do it, would save me a fortune

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ya best be buying him some manuals and tools for xmas, think of them as investments

Sean said:

ya best be buying him some manuals and tools for xmas, think of them as investments

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oh he's got the manuals and tools ,now if i can just teach him to read he might find out what to do with the tools
i got more idea than him but just don't have the strength to do most stuff

can ya not advertise for a new servant,we here in the range rover section have had them for years,ya have to have a v8 tho...

there cheaper to run than 2 1/4 petrol or diesels...

sorry to hear pig is costing you hard earned , i know what it feels like , just cost me £647.47 to get rusty through the mot so a skint christmas this year .... i told dorriss i was taking her presents back !