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strange_days said:

Hello all,

My name is Simon and I live in South London. I currently drive a Jeep Cherokee (please don't flame me). I am thinking about getting a 110 defender, but first I would like to find out where the nearest green lanes are to me?

I have done some green laning previously up Yorkshire way on an old Roman road, a trip which was organised by a relative and which comprised of 3 vehicles ambling sedately over green fields, a thoroughly enjoyable expedition. I would like to get into this properly, can anyone give me some advise please? Is there anywhere in existance a map of green lane sites in the UK?

Thanks, Simon.

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strange_days said:

What's a map ??

Isn't that what they used to use in the dark ages? [/quote

Wrong response for someone wanting info for your enjoyment:mooning:

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Fur Trapper said:

strange_days said:

What's a map ??

Isn't that what they used to use in the dark ages? [/quote

Wrong response for someone wanting info for your enjoyment:mooning:

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Well, this is a nice friendly place! I asked a question, was mocked by yourself, then gently chided by someone else although useful info was kindly given, so I replied in kind, and am now criticised for that! Is there anything I could have written in response that wouldn't have been criticised? :doh:

P.S - What's with the trouser smiley?

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strange_days said:

Fur Trapper said:

Well, this is a nice friendly place! I asked a question, was mocked by yourself, then gently chided by someone else although useful info was kindly given, so I replied in kind, and am now criticised for that! Is there anything I could have written in response that wouldn't have been criticised? :doh:

P.S - What's with the trouser smiley?

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Youre not being criticized to badly get some thick skin have some fun Don't use the word jeep you could get exiled.

And the:mooning: nice way of saying kiss my arse
So have some fun get some info and listen to the experts as there are a few on here. Do not be afraid to PM someone if you want a more private question and answer session.

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strange_days said:

Thanks all. Mummy has wiped away my tears and explained not to be afraid of the nasty men on the internet site, so I'll continue to use the forum, I shall be careful of the 4 letter words though like J**P

Oh, FurTrapper, kiss my (_*_) too

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strange_days said:

Thanks all. Mummy has wiped away my tears and explained not to be afraid of the nasty men on the internet site, so I'll continue to use the forum, I shall be careful of the 4 letter words though like J**P

Oh, FurTrapper, kiss my (_*_) too

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