News Article - Helicopter rescue from Ford?

redhand said:

Does that mean there's four Londons?? north east south & west? Yu fick sod. there's only one Atlantic it just happens to have a north end & a south end??

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No Southend is in Essex. Sure only Preston has a north end.

... And Wigan has a pier!!

Oldseadog said:

... And Wigan has a pier!!

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Yeovil has a beach

redhand said:

Yeovil has a beach

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so does cambridge,
oh and epping forest, but it very high.
dick turpin used to hide out there though, and he was a robbin bastid too.

(if you dont know, get a fookin map)

Jongould said:

Brilliant, pure brilliance in that statement, almost 'Essex' in its execution, the atlantics the other side of the country, we're next to the English channel/north sea!

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then rich blokes have made national news for far bigger things than a poxy rangie gettin damp eh...lol

oh, an tell the divvy northan tw@ts that essix
has lots of Islands now,
and thanks for the offer, but at this moment in time, we dont need any more.

thanks ever tho`..

dont ffs mention we get flooded ****s who try to be propa landy drivers who cross the strood either...doh........

but remind them that the visiting drunken brummies who vist burnham on sea in there posh 4X4`s drive out onto the nice sandy beach and find its mud and get stuck,
http://www.burnham-on-sea.com/news/2012/van-rescued-25-08-12.php
http://burnham-on-sea.com/news/2010/car-stranded-on-beach-26-04-10.php
http://www.burnham-on-sea.com/news/2012/car-retrieved-burnham-25-03-12.php
http://www.burnham-on-sea.com/news/2012/brean-4x4-rescue-30-09-12.php
last but not least, a gayskier gets stuck,
http://burnham-on-sea.com/news/2010/4x4-rescued-14-09-10.php
then call for BARB......lol.....lol...