My lightly scratched disco

For who ever it was that wanted to tek there nicely polished disco geenlaning

AAAARGH wot ya done to it?

I've taken mine laning a couple of times now, each time I've came back with scratches of similar deepness, just fewer of them than yours. Mine's nightfire red and was spotless when I got it 6 weeks ago. It's already had the T-cut treatment 3 times now. I'm wondering if I should look out for a cheap and nasty suzuki sj to batter on the lanes instead of wrecking my Disco'.
I love laning, but cringe every time a branch screeches along the side and at every grind of the side steps.

thas the T*O*S*S*E*R*S fur ya

me dad still blames me for the scratches down both sides of his disco (tis true that i drove purposely too close to the gorse bushes that he had asked me to steer clear of)

I've given up on trying to cut the scratches out of mine

Me to i gave up after a few weeks, mine kinda has a total all over matt finish to me paintwork now, and it does look worse on a dark colour....

i fink mines past the t cut stage

never mind we could chip in together and buy sum that magic paint that you can rollez, brush or spray then wez can start all over againz knocking z **** outa the paintwork..

or I could not wash it again ever.....

Yeah that mightz work, but when it rainz you wilz end up with a pile of ****e on the drive to clog z drains then...

Dunt care i is at the top of hill......

Yeah but i ain't and by the time your bloody sad neighbours try to take youz to court coz of z mess, and then youz have to pay some gruby little bugger to clear the drains, re-paint it it's cheaper....

You seem to be speaking from experience

You'z talking to a man zat's banned from nearly all car washes in S W Wales....

Yur dunt wanna use car washes...they scratch yer car

Mind youz my stupid fekin neighbours tryed reporting me coz me snooper interfered with there tv for a few seconds when i went past so what bloody hope does i have at washing it, and god forbid any dirty waterz drip near zer house....

So what did i do ?... he's a big footie fan so iz spend the night driving up and down past hiz house, Ha ha that really fooks him off....

The feckin ambulances do that round here. There is a station at the top of our road and they set of me outdoor light and feck about wiv me tele

1dirtylandy said:

never mind we could chip in together and buy sum that magic paint that you can rollez, brush or spray then wez can start all over againz knocking z **** outa the paintwork..

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You boys ever considered Artex?
It can be done any colour you like
CharlesY

After tying up one of the wash bays at the local car wash for 90 mins and making **** loads of mess the head sherang came out of his hidey hole and reckoned that i was nuffink but white trash. probably not far from the truth. There was mud and **** everywhere.