Mrs Mings dungeon

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REET BRING IN BLU110 STOP YER SNIFFLIN YER YER OZZIE TWOT[I AINT STARTID YET] . . . .blu you's bin found guilty under Zog law [Under ZOG law yer guilty no matter wot] . . .er bein er Ozzie twot. . .STRIP HIM ORFT PORKY!!!friggin hell [you do need an operation] lay him ont floor Porky. . .bring in thet kangeroo. . .ok tie thet kangeroo down porks!!!!he's called jumper. . . .ok jump jumper!!!!thwak. . .thwack. . .thwack!!!oh pleeze stop him mrs ming i'm avin er operation tomorro!!!!! SHUT IT YER FOOL!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
SO YER SAY YER BIN INT ZOG EH MR MING!!!!!! YER LYIN SCUM . . . .BEND HIM OVER PORKY. . . .WHIP CRACK!!!! OUCH !!!! OOOH HARDER MRS MING. . . . . . .Hang on er sec thet stupid mutt is sendin this ont tinternet. . . . .too [gulp landy zone] doop de dum de doop. . . . .ER JIST TESTIN EQUIPMINT IS ALL WERKIN OK :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
REET BRING IN GAV MOULDS!!!!!!OK yer vermin, youve bin found guilty under Zog law [ZOG LAW STATES ,YER GUILTY NO MATTER WOT] er bein er tite tw@t . . . .tie im up porky. . . .strip im orft. . . .stick Hb's frilly nicker on im [the wuns wiff the skidders Porky] . . . . .BEND THE SCUM OVER!!!!! now insert thet rave CD wer the sun carnt shine Porky . . . .aaaagh!!!! please Mrs Ming i beg you stop. . . .THESE KNICKERS ER TITE!!!!!!!!!! shut it fool. . .put these carrots up ther as well Porky [yes the large wuns] MUFFIN LUNCH!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Ear ming is this yours,,,,um :rolleyes:
 

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reet!!!! Bring in the flop flip man porky. . . .stop yer snifflin yer durty slitty luver. . . .you know the procedure you've bin in ear enuff. . . .strip im orft un tie im up. . . . . . Phookin ell ,no wunder they call you floppy. . . . .take that stoopid hat orft,so vermin yer like slitty's eh ? pleese mrs ming dunt hurt me i'm just a poor boy from a poor family. . . .shut up ,bring in wun hung low [slitty sumo fart champion of 28 stone] wun sit on his face un do yer thing, no mrs ming help me we have laws in this country . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . parp!!!!!!!
 
REET DRAG THE DURTY SNIFFLIN SCUM BAG RUSELL FECKIN JUPP. . . .YOU HAVE BIN ACCUSED OF UPSETTING THE EMPERORS MUTT [PORKY] how dare you ,unhand me this instent ,i have rights you know . . . .STRIP THE TURD UN TIE HIM UP PORKY [TITTER NO WUNDER THEY CALL YOU RUSELL] . . . .UNDER ZOG LAW YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS AND YOUR GUILTY NO MATTER WOT. . . . .but i'm a clever dick un know all bout music un ohms law things . . .BEND THE DOZY TW@T OVER THE TORCHER BENCH PORKY . . . . .GET THE PROBES OUT . . .SET TO 18 OHMS IMPEDUNCE 10.00000 EARTH VOLTARES . . . . .STICK IT ON HIS THROBBING TWEETER [CLEAR]. . . . . . FIRE!!!!!! KER . . . .PHOOKINPHUT!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sumwun help me i'm bein torcherd by a mad wummen and a deranged mutt!!!!!! KICK HIM OUT:mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
Ming,

Sorry but what did you do to get such a treatment ??? (Curious to know so that I avoid such things myself, this just a question of selfishness, not sympathy at all you see ....:D:D:D:D:D)
 
willo said:
Ming,

Sorry but what did you do to get such a treatment ??? (Curious to know so that I avoid such things myself, this just a question of selfishness, not sympathy at all you see ....:D:D:D:D:D)
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Sorry Willo . . . . .Mrs Ming is fully booked fer private sessions mainly LR regulars Flippy Floppy hat man has a yearly block booking ;)
 
Thanks for the info Ming.
Last thing I'd think about the MHM was that he's so egoïstic in wanting to have all the fun for himself .....:p:p:p:p
 
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